#parody

Living With a Hernia

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: Living with a hernia All the time, such aggravation Living with a hernia Gonna be my ruination Living with a hernia Got to have an operation Feel so old Too much bad pain Good gawd, drives me insane Can't run, barely crawl Got a bulge in my intestinal wall Walk real funny, bless my soul Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl You can't even do the splits now... Say it! Better call it quits now Now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 1
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Addicted to Spuds

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds Ooh yeah I'm givin' up, it'sjust no use Another case of spud abuse What can I say, what can I do Potato bug has got me too, Wahoo I used to hate them, now they're all that I eat, oh yeah Whee, I've often seen then whipped, but they just can't be beat Now I'm gonna have to face it I'm addicted to spuds
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 1
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Good Enough For Now

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: You're sort of everything I've ever wanted You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow You're the woman that I've always dreamed of Well, not really...but you're good enough for now You're pretty close to what I've always hoped for That's why my love for you is fairly strong And I swear I'm never gonna leave you, darlin' At least 'til something better comes along 'Cause you're sort of everything I've ever wanted You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow You're the woman that I've always dreamed of Well, not really...but you're good enough for now No, not really...but you're good enough for now
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Toothless People

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: Hey, stand up Toothless people, the breath is lethal Wanna tell ya Hey, (come on), stand up, (get on your feet) Toothless people, old and feeble What I say No more of those pearly whites will they posses Their oral hygiene is frightful a mess Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease At least they don't have to worry 'bout cavities
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 1
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Velvet Elvis

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: Oh, it's all I live for, it's all I need My velvet Elvis My velvet Elvis My velvet Elvis means the world to me Although he may not be worth much dough He means much more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh Check out those sideburns, there's nothing greater You can tell that he's no velvet Elvis imitator Oh, it's all I live for, it's all I need My velvet Elvis My velvet Elvis My velvet Elvis Oh, now you can't you see My velvet Elvis My velvet Elvis My velvet Elvis means the world to me
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Twister

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: Yeah Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) Yeah, all the girls and homeboys Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) Spin the spinner and call the shot Twister ties you up in a knot That's Twister Yeah, Twister Check it Right foot blue (Right foot blue) Left hand red (Left hand red) Left, Right, Yellow, Blue, Green Yeah, Twister Now, everybody's chillin' With the Twister (Twister) Wherever things are illin' You'll find Twister (Twister, Twister!) That's Twister Yeah, Twister
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: I must offer to you a confession I like movies that give me a fright If the subject is horror, I've got to see more or I won't be contented all night You may call it my ghoulish obsession It's a subject on which I get chatty But the worst one it seems, haunting all of my dreams Was the cockroach that ate Cincinnati! I've seen ghouls and hobgoblins and witches And some moth-eaten werewolves with fangs There were creatures that chattered and others that clattered And Japanese monstеrs with fangs (ah-so) Frankenstein gives mе the shakes And Dracula's driving me batty But they're not on par with the worst one by far The cockroach that ate Cincinnati (ha ha ha ha)!
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 1
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Generic Blues

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: I woke up this morning Then I went back to bed Said I woke up this morning Then I went right back to bed Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head You know what I'm sayin' Well I ain't got not money I'm just walkin' down the road Said I ain't got no money, honey So I'm just walking down this lonely old road Well, I wish I could get me some money But I forgot my automated teller code I was born in a paper sack in the bottom of a sewer I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast, my family was so poor My daddy was a waitress, my mama sold bathroom tiles My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child I got the blues so bad, woo Kinda wish I was dead Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama Or maybe I'll, yeah maybe I'll just go bowlin' instead
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Eat It

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: Just eat it (Eat it), eat it (Eat it) Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it (Eat it), just eat it (Eat it) Just eat it (Eat it), just eat it (Eat it, woo) Your table manners are a cryin' shame You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame So eat it, just eat it (Brr) You better listen, better do what you're told (Woo) You haven't even touched your tuna casserole (Ooh) You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold So eat it, I don't care if you're full
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Don't Wear Those Shoes

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: Oh, no...oh,no...oh, no, don't wear those shoes I said oh, no...oh, no...oh, no, please don't wear those... Use my razor to shave your legs And eat crackers in bed Stomp the poodle 'til it's flat You can even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head I can learn to live with that But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees Oh, honey, please, don't wear those shoes You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those...
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square