#parody

My Bologna

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package of my bologna Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done Top it with a little of my bologna Never gonna stop, eat it up Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo M-m-m-my bologna
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 1
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Dog Eat Dog

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder. Watch out! It's dog eat dog. Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright. Watch Out! It's dog eat dog. Here we go. I love to watch my boss get angry, So I can count the veins in his neck. Ha! Everyday is like a picnic, Every Friday, get a check. Well, do I smell Jelly donuts? This is my lucky day! I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener. Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut. They'll never miss it.... No, they'll never miss it!
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Unicorn

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: The Unicorn is just a horse Accepting for its horn, of course The Unicorn is just a myth Which is to say, they don't exist
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Attack Of Radioactive Hamsters From Planet Near Ma

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago They looked so sweet and harmless Tell me, how was I to know They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise They grew to forty thousand times their original size They started mutatin' right before my eyes Oh my Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars A race from a distant place They came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 1
  • Aspect Ratio: square

The Hot Rocks Polka

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: If I could stick my hand in my heart Spill it all over the stage Would it satisfy you Would it slide on by you Would you think the boy is strange Ain't it stra-a-ange If I could win If I could sing A love song so divine Would it be enough for your cheating heart If I broke down and cried If I cri-i-ied I said, "Ah no, It's only rock 'n' roll But I like it Ah no, it's only rock 'n' roll But I like it, like it Yes I do I really really really really do do-do do do" Hey
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Spatula City

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: here's just one place to go for all of your spatula needs [Random Voice #1:] Spatula City [Random Voice #2:] Spatula City A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion. Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color. And because we eliminate the middle man, we can sell all our spatulas factory direct to you. Where do you go if you want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost? Spatula City Spatula City And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale. Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny. Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents. And what better way to say "I love you." than with the gift of a spatula? Spatula City Spatula City Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company. Spatula City - seven locations; we're in the yellow pages under "spatulas". My, where did you get that lovely spatula? Spatula City: We sell spatulas, and that's all.
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 1
  • Aspect Ratio: square

American Gothic painting parody in the style of Fra Filippo Lippi

• Model: Artistic 2

• Size: 704 X 896 (0.63 MP)

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  • Prompt: American Gothic painting parody in the style of Fra Filippo Lippi, early italian renaissance
  • Face enhance: No
  • Upscale & Enhance: 0
  • Aspect Ratio: portrait

Puppy Perched on Mona's Arm: Mountain View

• Model: Artistic 2

• Size: 896 X 704 (0.63 MP)

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  • Prompt: an image of mona lisa where dogs are everywhere
  • Face enhance: No
  • Upscale & Enhance: 0
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

Helicopter Brueghn

• Model: Stable

• Size: 768 X 768 (0.59 MP)

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  • Prompt: Seismograph of person leaping
  • Face enhance: No
  • Upscale & Enhance: 0
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Four-year-old Girl with Cat and Fish

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 672 X 864 (0.58 MP)

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  • Prompt: A mediaeval full-body portrait of a young girl standing, holding her favourite fish in her right hand, with her left hand she is holding a paw of a drunk cat standing beside her of its rear paws
  • Using base image: Yes (Effect strength - 60%)
  • Base image resolution: Default
  • Face enhance: No
  • Upscale & Enhance: 0

The Day the Earth Stood Futurama.

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1161 X 903 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: The Ray the Earth Stood Still, Futurama version, with Bender Bending a Rodriguez as Gort and Philip J. Fry as Klaatu.
  • Using base image: Yes (Effect strength - 60%)
  • Base image resolution: Default
  • Face enhance: No
  • Upscale & Enhance: 1

Another One Rides the Bus

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: Another one rides the bus Another one rides the bus And another comes on and another comes on Another one rides the bus Hey, he's gonna sit by you Another one rides the bus There's a suitcase poking me in the ribs There's an elbow in my ear There's a smelly old bum standing next to me He hasn't showered in a year Well, I think I'm missing a contact lens I think my wallet's gone And I think this bus is stopping again To let a couple more freaks get on, look out
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Buy Me a Condo

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall-to-wall carpeting Get a wallet full 'o credit cards I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on Wo, used to live in Jamaica but I don't live dere no more Had to change me lifestyle Do t'ings I never done before So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman Living in dis American town Gonna sell me Bob Marley records Gonna get me some Jackson Browne
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Mr. Popeil

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: I need a Vegematic! I need a Pocket Fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! (Operators are standing by. How does that make you feel?) Help me. Mr. Popeil! I wanna shine some pennies! I wanna mend some leather! I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder! (Please, no C.O.D.'s. Don't miss out on this deal.) Ah, help me. Mr. Popeil! Help me. Mr. Popeil! Mr. Popeil! Mr. Popeil!
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

(This Song's Just) Six Words Long

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: This song is just six words long This song is just six words long This song is just six words long This song is just six words long Couldn't think of any lyrics No I never wrote the lyrics So I'll just sing any old lyrics That come to mind, child You really need words Whole lotta rhyming words You gotta rhyme so many words, mm-mm To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it To do it, to do it right, child
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 0
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Lasagna

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico Or a-maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go Mama mia bambino Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you 'Samatta you, 'samatta you You should-a taste my lasagna Ay, you no like-a lasagna That's okay too How about-a calzone Some-a nice minestrone, ats good for you Have-a some marinara Have-a some marinara, I know-a you like I know-a you like, I know-a you like
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Good Old Days

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: Those were the good old days Those were the good old days The years go by but the memory stays And those were the good old days I can still remember good old Mr. Fender Who ran the corner grocery store Oh, he'd strolled down the aisle with a big friendly smile And he'd say "Howdy" when you walked in the door Always treated me nice, gave me kindly advice I don't know why I set fire to his place Oh I'll never forget the day I bashed in his head Well you should've seen the look on his face
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 1
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Carnival of the Animals Part Two, Introduction

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: This is a new composition which features A random assortment of all living creatures You'll find that it's not quite exactly the same As the one by Camille Saint what's-his-name Camille, in his research, was slightly behind And I guess that some critters just plain slipped his mind So to fill in this void in the Animal Kingdom I'll read some new verses. I'm not gonna sing them So kindly shut up and I'll narrate for you Carnival of the Animals part two
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Poodle?

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: The Poodle's a slimy carnivorous beast In pastures you might find it grazing It's fangs measure 23-inches, at least It's antlers are simply amazing Sometimes it will bury its head in the sand It's our main source of pork, ham and bacon But, then again, on the other hand I could be completely mistaken
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 1
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Spam

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy) Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best) Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all If you're running low, go to the store Carry some money to help you buy more The tab is there to open the can The can is there to hold in the spam Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork) Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat) Spam in my office at work (it's the best) Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's some kind of meat If you need a spoon, keep one around Carry a thermose to help wash it down Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 0
  • Aspect Ratio: square