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ArtistLaughing turns walls into windows: The Image shows a bearded, friendly, loudly laughing medieval knight of middle age wearing a royal blue tunic with an upright striding golden lion holding an Irish harp and a crown on the chest of the tunic over his chainmail armor with nasal helmet, medievall acstle wall with open window viewing niche, very sunny friedly weather, Fantasy Illustration, Illustration, Fantasy, YDL, oil on canvas, oil paints, oil panting, painting, canvas, old masters, masterpiece
Laughing turns walls into windows! - Lachen verwandelt Mauern in Fenster!
Vince Ebert, German comedian, author and physicist
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Ebert
The following (flat) jokes are not from the above-mentioned gentleman, but perhaps they will make one or two people smile.
"Who built King Arthur's Round Table?"
"Sir Cumference"
"What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?"
"Sir Render."
"How do knights communicate in the 21st century?"
"Via chain mail."
"What was the knight's favorite fish?"
"A swordfish."
"What did the knight use to see at night?"
"A knight-light."
"What do you call a medieval spy?"
"Sir Veillance"
"What do you call a knight that jousts all the time?!?"
"Sir Lance-a-lot!"
"How did one become a medieval executioner?!?"
"You had to axe nicely!".
"What do you call a medieval siege machine that throws flowers?!?"
"A Tre-Bouquet!"
"What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?"
"One is eight nights while the other ate knights!"
"What was written on a knight's headstone?"
"Rust In Peace!"
"What do you call a candle in plate armor?"
"A knight light!"
"Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!"