Prompt: A police officer knocks on a door and says “knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who?” Then she pauses and says “Dishes the police! Open up!”
Prompt: draw me.*<wet-on-wetwatercolor,rich,colorful>.* <in the style
the watercolours of Thomas Wells Schaller>.* in rainy weather, a British policeman in uniform with a cap on his head rides a red bicycle along a picturesque street in an English village.
and a small dog running behind him.
SUVs on English country roads... What is the point?
Model:
ChatGPT 2
(Pro)
Size:
2560 X 1440
(3.69 MP)
Used settings:
Prompt: semi-realistic, whimsical vibrant, amusing. A narrow English country lane with a very posh cross blond semi-aristocratic English woman in her mid twenties, haughty aristocratic face with a turned up posh nose, sticking her head out of the black car window of a huge black SUV that is part range rover and part Humvee. She is waving her licence information at a shocked middle aged traditional policeman who has bicycle clips on the bottom of his trousers and is holding his old 3 gears bicycle. The policeman is stroking his chin with thoughtful idiocy as he looks a the cross blond woman. large Logo on the door of the black SUV says "I love Chelsea Tractors" An old style English road sign (cylindrical) painted in alternate black and white points to three nearby towns the first is "Chelsea" the second is "Tractor" The third is "Hamster brained idiot", background very narrow road in teh beautiful English countryside.
The scene is rendered in a richly detailed, whimsical illustration style, with exaggerated cartoon distortions and caricatured anatomy. Her form is simplified yet expressive, defined by uneven, wobbly linework, asymmetry, and playful deformation. Surfaces are emphasized with rough, tactile textures—messy, organic, and full of character. vibrant colour palette. Dramatic chiaroscuro lighting dominates the composition, with sharp spotlights illuminating the figures and carving them out of a dark, atmospheric void, enhancing both texture and form. The composition uses a shallow depth of field, centering the subjects in crisp focus against a minimal, softly blended gouache gradient background. The overall mood evokes an intricately illustrated storybook—moody, stylized, and rich with visual narrative (no frame)
Prompt: Erste Wolken am Himmel des jungen Glücks Vor Macs Gefängnis treffen such Lucy und Polly Lucy ist die Tochter des Polizeichefs Brown Und ebenfalls heimlich mit Mackie verheiratet Komm heraus, du Schönheit von Soho Zeig doch mir mal deine hübschen Beine Meinst du mich? Ich möchte auch mal was Schönes sehen Denn so schön wie du gibt es doch keine! Du Dreckhaufen! Selber Drеckhaufen! Du sollst ja auf meinen Mac solch еinen Eindruck machen Soll ich das? Soll ich das? Na, da muß ich aber wirklich lachen Mußt du das? Mußt du das? Ha, das wäre ja gelacht! So das wär also gelacht? Wenn sich Mac aus dir was macht! Wenn sich Mac aus mir was macht? Ha ha ha ha ha! Mit so einer Befaßt sich sowieso keiner Na, das werden wir ja sehn! Ja, das werden wir schon sehn! Na, das werden wir ja sehn! Ja, das werden wir schon sehn! Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha Mackie und ich, wir lebten wie die Tauben Er liebt nur mich, das laß ich mir nicht rauben Da muß ich schon so frei sein Das kann doch nicht vorbei sein Wenn da so'n Mistvieh auftaucht! Lächerlich! Ach, man nennt mich Schönheit von Soho Und man sagt, ich hab so schöne Beine Meinst du die? Man will doch auch mal was Hübsches sehen Und man sagt, so hübsch gibt es nur eine Du Dreckhaufen! Selber Dreckhaufen! Ich soll ja auf meinen Mann so einen Eindruck machen Sollst du das? Sollst du das? Ja, da kann ich eben wirklich lachen Kannst du das? Kannst du das? Und das wär ja auch gelacht! Ach, das wär ja auch gelacht! Wenn sich wer aus mir nichts macht Wenn sich wer aus mir nichts macht Meinen Sie das auch: Mit so einer Befaßt sich sowieso keiner? Na, das werden wir ja sehn! Ja, das werden wir schon sehn! Na, das werden wir ja sehn! Ja, das werden wir schon sehn! Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha Mackie und ich, wir lebten wie die Tauben Er liebt nur mich, das laß ich mir nicht rauben Da muß ich schon so frei sein Das kann doch nicht vorbei sein Wenn da so'n Miststück auftaucht!
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Prompt: (((Masterpiece))) drawn with ink and a scratching, splashing, blotting quill pen, irregular stroke, squiggly line, evocative. Colored with bright aquarelle, splatter, overspray of color. A skilled female motorcycle officer maneuvering a white Honda motorcycle through a series of traffic cones in an outdoor training course. The cones and the asphalt markings slowly transform into a rhythmic, organic pattern, as if the training course itself becomes a musical score of motion and precision. The white motorcycle gleams, its lines flowing like melody, the officer's blue uniform and helmet blending into the urban landscape. She leans into a turn, her posture focused and graceful, as if dancing with the machine. Textures of squiggly lines and color splatter merge and bring to life the vivid image of sunlight filtering through the bare branches of nearby park trees, the filigree intricate patterns of the branches slowly transforming into a score with notes, clefs, and sparrows that sit on the staves like musical notes. Below this organic score, a beautiful young blonde Vietnamese woman kneels in a flower bed in early spring, smiling with closed eyes, her face turned upward as if listening to celestial music. Her blonde hair is loosely styled in a messy bun with tendrils framing her face. She has stains of dirt on her cheeks and hands, wearing dirty dungarees and a revealing saggy striped sweater. The morning bright sun in the deep blue sky highlights her features. Background: an urban park near the harbour with a church. The mood is poetic, surreal, dreamy, and full of rhythmic beauty. Delicate but chaotic ink work defines the motorcycle officer, the training course and cones, the blonde woman, the birds and musical score, while loose watercolor washes in bright white, blue, orange, warm gold, soft green, pink, and touches of soft white for light and highlight reflections flow organically, with splatter, blotting, scratching, and overspray, creating texture, depth, and a grainy, grungy, ephemeral, poetic surreal atmosphere. Masterpiece, gorgeous, beautiful, evocative, sumptuous, aesthetic, unique, HD, enchanting, fuzzy, ephemeral, spectacular, dreamy and ethereal. Ultra fine texture of fine lines. 16:9.
Prompt: Full body portrait, A highly detailed, MASTERPIECE, Ultra-detailed vintage 1950s American pin-up illustration, A pin-up style illustration reminiscent of Gil Elvgren, featuring a glamorous woman with red curly hair and red lipstick, wearing a tied plaid shirt and rolled-up denim jeans, leaning over the open hood of a vintage maroon car, appearing to fix the engine. She looks back over her shoulder with a surprised expression. Beside her, a uniformed police officer with a comical, exasperated expression stands with hands on hips. The scene is set on a sunny rural road with a cornfield in the background and a line of vintage cars in the distance. Tools and an oil can are scattered on the ground near the car. The lighting is bright and clear, emphasizing rich colors and smooth textures, with a slight painterly feel.
Classic mid-century American magazine cover illustration, Norman Rockwell inspired, Gil Elvgren inspired, vintage advertising art, retro seaside postcard aesthetic, nostalgic coastal illustration, painterly realism, clean brushwork, ultra-sharp focus, premium digital painting, masterpiece, museum-quality artwork, rich color grading, highly detailed, 8K resolution.
Wide cinematic composition, landscape orientation, 16:9 widescreen, expansive coastal scenery, professional composition, negative space balanced naturally, no sunglasses, straw sun hat instead, no text, no watermark, no signature.
Classic mid-century French advertising illustration style, Gil Elvgren inspired, Norman Rockwell level storytelling, highly detailed painterly brushwork, smooth skin rendering, rich saturated colors, elegant fabric folds, dynamic composition, joyful expression, romantic European countryside, timeless vintage charm, masterpiece, ultra high resolution, crisp focus, exceptional lighting, premium digital painting, magazine cover quality.
Prompt: Full body portrait, A highly detailed, MASTERPIECE, Ultra-detailed, authentic late-1940s to early-1950s humorous children's storybook illustration, traditional hand-painted watercolor and gouache with subtle oil-paint texture, aged paper, visible brush strokes, warm nostalgic colors, classic mid-century printed book illustration, semi-realistic painting, NOT cartoon, NOT comic, NOT vector, NOT anime, NOT Pixar, NOT modern digital art.
A humorous prison scene viewed from INSIDE the prison cell. A heavy gray steel prison door dominates the left side of the composition. The door has a small rectangular barred inspection window at eye level.
Only the HEAD of a prison guard is visible through the inspection window. None of his body can be seen because he is standing outside the cell. He wears a vintage dark-blue prison guard cap. His face has a large bulbous nose, thick cheeks, expressive eyebrows, and a puzzled, irritated, slightly angry expression as he looks into the cell, completely unaware that he has become part of a prank.
The entire joke is created by a crude life-size chalk drawing made directly on the steel door. The drawing begins at floor level and ends exactly beneath the inspection window. It depicts only a human body from the boots to the neck, with NO HEAD. The body wears oversized black combat boots and a ridiculously short pair of vertically striped boxer shorts matching the prisoners' striped uniform fabric. The neck ends perfectly beneath the inspection window so the guard's REAL head perfectly completes the drawing, creating the hilarious illusion that the guard himself is wearing only tiny striped shorts and heavy boots.
Inside the cell, five prisoners wearing classic green-and-white vertically striped prison uniforms are laughing uncontrollably. One prisoner is lying on the floor pounding the ground with laughter. Another is pointing directly at the illusion. One is holding his stomach. Another wipes tears from his eyes. Another holds both hands on his head while laughing hysterically. Every prisoner is looking toward the prison guard's head and the chalk drawing, not toward the viewer.
The forced-perspective optical illusion is immediately obvious at first glance and is the entire punchline of the artwork.
The characters are humorous semi-realistic caricatures typical of classic 1940s–1950s storybook illustrations, featuring oversized bulbous noses, thick rounded cheeks, expressive eyes, wrinkled smiling faces, exaggerated laughter, funny but believable facial expressions, while maintaining realistic human anatomy and proportions.
Old stone prison walls, worn steel door with scratches and rivets, soft warm overhead lighting, authentic vintage atmosphere, painterly shadows, highly detailed fabric folds, realistic textures, cinematic storytelling, museum-quality hand-painted illustration, 16:9 widescreen composition.
Prompt: create image ultra fine photograph, full body view, mature curvy crossdresser voluminous pink hair bouffant wig, short lace dress, heavy make up, heels, full length pink fur coat, leaning against streetlight post, woman police officer walking over to crossdresser in poor side of city. natural lighting, hyper-detailed textures, 8k resolution.
Prompt: create image ultra fine photograph, full body view, mature curvy crossdresser voluminous pink hair bouffant wig, short lace dress, heavy make up, heels, full length pink fur coat, leaning against streetlight post, woman police officer walking over to crossdresser in poor side of city. natural lighting, hyper-detailed textures, 8k resolution.
Prompt: create image ultra fine photograph, full body view, mature curvy crossdresser voluminous pink hair bouffant wig, short lace dress, heavy make up, heels, full length pink fur coat, leaning against streetlight post, woman police officer walking over to crossdresser in poor side of city. natural lighting, hyper-detailed textures, 8k resolution.
Stylin', wilin', livin' it up in the city. Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty...
Model:
ChatGPT
(Pro)
Size:
2352 X 1323
(3.11 MP)
Used settings:
Prompt: Hyperrealistic, This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one for them hood girls
Them good girls, straight masterpieces
Stylin', wilin', livin' it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty
I'm too hot (Hot damn)
Uh, call the police and the fireman
Prompt: Erste Wolken am Himmel des jungen Glücks
Vor Macs Gefängnis treffen such Lucy und Polly
Lucy ist die Tochter des Polizeichefs Brown
Und ebenfalls heimlich mit Mackie verheiratet
Komm heraus, du Schönheit von Soho
Zeig doch mir mal deine hübschen Beine
Meinst du mich?
Ich möchte auch mal was Schönes sehen
Denn so schön wie du gibt es doch keine!
Du Dreckhaufen!
Selber Drеckhaufen!
Du sollst ja auf meinen Mac solch еinen Eindruck machen
Soll ich das? Soll ich das?
Na, da muß ich aber wirklich lachen
Mußt du das? Mußt du das?
Ha, das wäre ja gelacht!
So das wär also gelacht?
Wenn sich Mac aus dir was macht!
Wenn sich Mac aus mir was macht?
Ha ha ha ha ha! Mit so einer
Befaßt sich sowieso keiner
Na, das werden wir ja sehn!
Ja, das werden wir schon sehn!
Na, das werden wir ja sehn!
Ja, das werden wir schon sehn!
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha
Mackie und ich, wir lebten wie die Tauben
Er liebt nur mich, das laß ich mir nicht rauben
Da muß ich schon so frei sein
Das kann doch nicht vorbei sein
Wenn da so'n Mistvieh auftaucht!
Lächerlich!
Ach, man nennt mich Schönheit von Soho
Und man sagt, ich hab so schöne Beine
Meinst du die?
Man will doch auch mal was Hübsches sehen
Und man sagt, so hübsch gibt es nur eine
Du Dreckhaufen!
Selber Dreckhaufen!
Ich soll ja auf meinen Mann so einen Eindruck machen
Sollst du das? Sollst du das?
Ja, da kann ich eben wirklich lachen
Kannst du das? Kannst du das?
Und das wär ja auch gelacht!
Ach, das wär ja auch gelacht!
Wenn sich wer aus mir nichts macht
Wenn sich wer aus mir nichts macht
Meinen Sie das auch: Mit so einer
Befaßt sich sowieso keiner?
Na, das werden wir ja sehn!
Ja, das werden wir schon sehn!
Na, das werden wir ja sehn!
Ja, das werden wir schon sehn!
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha
Mackie und ich, wir lebten wie die Tauben
Er liebt nur mich, das laß ich mir nicht rauben
Da muß ich schon so frei sein
Das kann doch nicht vorbei sein
Wenn da so'n Miststück auftaucht!
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Prompt: Close-up portrait, very cute Chinese woman, hairstyle with two pigtails. Dressed as a Hong Kong policewoman from the 1990s, she looks 18 years old, a cinematic poster in the style of Hong Kong police films ,elegant, academic , Impressionism , Peter Paul Rubens , Diego Velasquez , Auguste Renoir , vintage, oil, masterpiece, high detail, art station
Prompt: A painting in the style of Andrew Wyeth, an oil painting depicting a close-up, in rainy weather, a British policeman in uniform with a cap on his head rides a red bicycle along a picturesque street in an English village and a small dog running behind him. In the style of Arnold Boecklin, Edouard Vuillard and Frank William Brangwyn
Literary Masterpieces: The German Lesson by Siegfried Lenz
Model:
Nano Banana 2
(Pro)
Size:
2219 X 1664
(3.69 MP)
Used settings:
Prompt: A windswept northern German coastal village under a heavy gray sky, a young boy standing silently near a weathered wooden house, while a strict police officer in dark uniform watches from a distance, symbolizing authority and duty. Storm clouds roll over flat marshland, tall grass bending in the wind, muted colors and somber atmosphere conveying inner conflict and moral tension. cinematic realism, subdued palette, emotional depth, inspired by Caspar David Friedrich, Gerhard Richter, Edward Hopper
Prompt: A heartwarming, cinematic oil painting of a uniformed policeman standing firmly in the middle of a quiet suburban road, one hand raised to halt traffic as a mother duck gently leads her eight fluffy ducklings across the street in a neat line; cars wait patiently on either side, their drivers watching with soft smiles, while warm golden sunlight filters through leafy trees, casting dappled light and long shadows across the asphalt; the scene is rich with emotion, capturing a moment of kindness and everyday heroism, with highly detailed textures, soft atmospheric perspective, and a gentle, nostalgic mood; painted in a blend of realism and impressionistic light, inspired by Norman Rockwell, Claude Monet, and Edward Hopper, with intricate brushwork, luminous color grading, and a storytelling composition, ultra-detailed, 8k resolution, masterful lighting, emotionally evocative, timeless Americana style
Prompt: An anthropomorphic brown bear wears a police uniform and a red cape and flies over a dream-like landscape in pastel colors. The landscape features hills and valleys with a river flowing through the central valley.
Prompt: Pen & ink, watercolour Sketch Art of a cute sassy Hong Kong police girl in uniform (olive-green or dark blue, starched cotton, short-sleeved tunics with shorts, worn with black canvas belts (featuring "snake" buckles), high-sided black boots, and black peaked caps) doing a salute, with officer cap, in dynamic pose, interesting angle shot, eyes wide open, kowloon cityscape, crimson sky and sunrise: takato yamamoto softly hushed by the muted, introspective glow of the changing seasons. Poetic patchwork by Alexander Jansson and Albert Bierstadt.
Prompt: It's a game of intelligence: a criminal against the police, where the most cunning one wins. We admire intellectual achievements, so the idea of a "perfect plan" seems appealing: if you can create a masterpiece in science or art, why not commit a "perfect" crime?
Prompt: Watercolour of a caracture of Andrew mount-batten Windsor being put in handcuffs by a london policeman. The policeman is saying "your nicked my son"
Prompt: A chibi-style anime of a policewoman in a frilly uniform. She is in a horror manga style, with a wide-eyed expression and a slight smile. The background is a haunted mansion with a spooky atmosphere.
Prompt: Color illustration in the style of Norman Rockwell. Subject: a train stowaway jumping from the roof of one car to the roof of another. Full-length frontal shot, followed by a guard with a cane. The train is on a slight curve, allowing the chase to be clearly visible. Time: circa 1935 in the United States.
Prompt: A black cat with an angry face and a slightly open mouth, sharp teeth, and scary, angry blue eyes, wearing a policeman's outfit and a policeman's hat, holding a gun, and running after a mouse, wearing a black and white striped outfit and a black mask in New York City at night.
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takes more iterations than the one before.
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Deep Dream
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Deep Dream
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