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2025 New Year’s Resolution
“The Buff Snail”

On New Year’s Eve, young Sammy the Snail,
Declared, “This year, I shall not be frail!
I’ll lift some weights, get strong and lean,
And be the buffest mollusk you’ve ever seen!”

He fashioned a barbell from sticks and a rock,
And strapped on a sweatband (a leaf from his stock).
With a grunt and a groan, he lifted with pride,
Though his pace made sloths look like they’d glide.

“One more rep!” Sammy squeaked, feeling tough,
But his muscles were wobbly—this stuff was rough!
Still, he smiled as he flexed his slimy little arms,
And swore he’d be a snail with shell-crushing charm.

So, if you see him next year, don’t be surprised,
When Sammy the Snail looks muscle-sized.
His New Year’s vow? Oh, he’s keeping it true—
He’s the slowest gym bro, but his gains are due!