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Lord Chonkington of Cheeseburgia
Lord Chonkington sat on his throne so wide,
With a double cheeseburger six inches a side.
Dripping with grease and stacked to the skies,
Pickles and patties near blinded his eyes.
He took a grand bite, and the ketchup did fly,
A glob hit the ceiling, a splatter the sky.
Lettuce was flung like a meaty bouquet,
As onions and mayo paved down his toupee.
“Bring me more cheese!” he declared with a roar,
“Let the buns be as thick as the tiles on the floor!”
And when he was done, with a burp and a smirk,
He napped in the crumbs like a king off from work.
