"Hey Janet, that's my fur coat you're swimming in ..."

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Janet and Julia decided to make one last trip to Snogness Beach before the winter set in. They were playing football on the beach, when Julia playfully kicked the ball into the sea. Janet grabbed the nearest coat, which happened to be Julia's brand new purple fur coat, and ran into the incoming waves. She spotted the ball bobbing on the surface of the waves, and waded in deeper until the coat and her velvet skirt were waist-deep in the sea. Just as Janet was about to grab the ball, she screamed as Julia ran into the sea and tackled her, the two women rolling about in the waves and splashing about squeefully. Janet and Julia looked an amazing site lying in the sea in their fur coats and velvet dresses, chasing each other into the swirling waves and pushing each other over as the tide swirled around them. The ball was recovered, as it floated under the pier, and so did Janet and Julia, totally bedraggled, hugging each other on the beach as the incoming tide swept over them.