BBC loses spurious TV licence case

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In court were: a BBC licence goon, and a local viewer Sairi O'Soddit (who still owes me £150), who described herself as a "professional dancer". The case was brought by BBC who claimed that Sairi needed a TV licence for watching Netflix, YouTube, and DVD's. However, the Judge, Justice Jack Harkness, informed the BBC fool that no live channels were watched, and therefore no licence was necessary. BBC were forced to return Ms O'Soddit's flat-screen television and issue a written apology. Ms. O'Soddit did however manage to acquire a couple of customers during the lunchtime adjournment, and will be entertaining them in a local hotel with the compensation payment. E&OE.