Ooh-ooh, ah-ah

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Diagnosis:

Acute Avatar Overinvestment Syndrome: When your VR self is cooler, louder, and more flamboyantly dressed than you’ll ever be IRL.
Chronic Gamer Rage: Evidenced by a roar that could scare away even the most resilient internet troll.
Imbalanced Aesthetic Ego: Kimono choice screams "Look at me!" while gameplay screams "Don’t distract me!"
Prognosis:
The subject’s future hinges on whether he discovers that life exists outside the headset. Spoiler: He won’t. Because in the real world, you don’t get bonus points for smashing buttons—or birds don’t fly in perfect cinematic arcs under a mystical moon.

Public Advisory:
As we move deeper into VR escapism, let the gorilla be a warning: Virtual worlds don’t solve real problems; they just give you better graphics to ignore them. And a pro tip for life: If you’re roaring louder than your achievements, maybe it’s time to recalibrate.

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