Laughing turns walls into windows! - Lachen verwandelt Mauern in Fenster!

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Laughing turns walls into windows! - Lachen verwandelt Mauern in Fenster!
Vince Ebert, German comedian, author and physicist
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Ebert

The following eight (flat) jokes are not from the above-mentioned gentleman, but perhaps they will make one or two people smile.

"What do you call a knight that jousts all the time?!?"
"Sir Lance-a-lot!"

"How did one become a medieval executioner?!?"
"You had to axe nicely!".

"What do you call a medieval siege machine that throws flowers?!?"
"A Tre-Bouquet!"

"What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?"
"One is eight nights while the other ate knights!"

"What was written on a knight's headstone?"
"Rust In Peace!"

"What do you call a candle in plate armor?"
"A knight light!"

"Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!"