- Nice to meet you, I am a simple suitcase, and yo
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Prompt: - Nice to meet you, I am a simple suitcase, and you are, as I understand, a handbag?
- Maybe once I was a handbag, but at the present stage of my life I am a protective helmet of the people against the onslaught of party leaders, and I have the status of the Holy Grail, which my master wants to present to the people.
The hue of his face had a jaundiced tint to it, an
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Prompt: The hue of his face had a jaundiced tint to it, and he must have had problems with his liver. The representative of the most ancient race stood in silence and nervously, waiting for his finest hour, which could once and for all make him happy with his new closet. But it was obvious that this man was not all right with health, namely with mental health, as he mumbled nervously under his nose and gesticulating with his hands let everyone around him know that he was not satisfied with this long wait. Brunet nervously and sharply took out a bag from his pocket. Nervously clutching it in his hand, he began waving it around. Seeing the new object, I decided to make conversation with interest.
There are no words to describe this outrage. There
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Prompt: There are no words to describe this outrage. There is no worse feeling of waiting in line. You wait, you wait, and you get all wound up. Queuing in stores is normal. It doesn't make it easy, just hard. Petrovich and I stood in line at the store, hoping to buy a pair of family underpants, which once a year were thrown on the counter for Soviet citizens. Behind us, a tall citizen took the line. He was thin, tall, had an oval-shaped face, and small gray close-set eyes that looked around viciously. His nose was oversized, his Jewish roots predominating. He was very proud of this fact of his ancestry and often stressed to his acquaintances that his father was of Jewish descent. The stranger had black curls on his head.
Prompt: And after that, Matrona's faith left her mind. It flew away like a meaningless prayer. Or maybe at that moment God decided to open the parishioner's eyes to the church's complacency, or maybe the Antichrist himself decided to add oil to the fire of the believing heart and caused the parishioner to become thirsty at that moment, under the will of which she went to the store. And after that, the meaning of life changed in the sinner, she lost her faith. She went with me to the temples to collect alms. And she was so carried away by it that her spiritual belief in the true God turned into the worship of the god of wealth she had seen in a picture in an Indian magazine. Every time Matrenushka closed her eyes, the fat god winked at her in her illusions and gestured to her insatiable belly to show her that it was not enough. And she was so dizzy with her illusory fantasies, under the spell of a new deity and religion, that she went into a gambling frenzy. Our house already has two rooms full of potato sacks filled with money, mostly copper and iron coins, with nowhere to put them. And this is not the limit, she wants to fill the kitchen, corridor, bathroom and toilet with money.
And this situation opened the eyes of the great si
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Prompt: And this situation opened the eyes of the great sinner Matrena. And then she realized all the deceit she had never seen before. The priest Yerofey, her sacrificial triyak, presented for good, not for profit, but from a pure believing heart, for the divine needs, did not hesitate to give it to the watchman Nikitko, as he himself in a frock did not stop to appear in places of alcoholic spillage. And to avoid the shame and all sorts of unnecessary meetings with the parishioners, sent the keeper to the store for a bottle of port, with the excuse that the parishioners servants of God may find out, and the cassock if I take off, and the beard where to dispose of, not shave. And who finds out what the money is spent on, then they will donate a lump of butter. And I'll take you in a share, and after you're gone, together we'll crush a jug in the church basement, for the health of God's servants. After such iron arguments Nikitka crossed himself and kissed the hand of the savior of the brutal hangover, without hesitation skipped to the monastery for manna port.
And this situation opened the eyes of the great si
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Prompt: And this situation opened the eyes of the great sinner Matrena. And then she realized all the deceit she had never seen before. The priest Yerofey, her sacrificial triyak, presented for good, not for profit, but from a pure believing heart, for the divine needs, did not hesitate to give it to the watchman Nikitko, as he himself in a frock did not stop to appear in places of alcoholic spillage. And to avoid the shame and all sorts of unnecessary meetings with the parishioners, sent the keeper to the store for a bottle of port, with the excuse that the parishioners servants of God may find out, and the cassock if I take off, and the beard where to dispose of, not shave. And who finds out what the money is spent on, then they will donate a lump of butter. And I'll take you in a share, and after you're gone, together we'll crush a jug in the church basement, for the health of God's servants. After such iron arguments Nikitka crossed himself and kissed the hand of the savior of the brutal hangover, without hesitation skipped to the monastery for manna port.
The saleswoman, a rather serious-looking woman, he
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Prompt: The saleswoman, a rather serious-looking woman, her whole weight on the counter with her hands embedded in her sides, is arguing with Nikita, the church attendant, shouting: - "I'm sick of you and the priest with your bills! I won't take your torn three! Stick it up your arses with Yerofei, tear it into two even halves, roll it up into a tube, and shove it up your arse and his in turn. When Matrona looked, she saw her green treasury note with a torn-off edge and an inscription on it. And in a frenzy she said: "That's my three-card bill, I donated it for the building of the temple, for the glory of God. And the saleswoman in response did not stop: - Here's another mistress of untold riches, and you take this lousy three-dollar. I said I wouldn't take it.
Prompt: The parishioner felt so good in her soul. She was intoxicated by the church utensils, the furnishings, and the smell of incense with which the priest had doused the sinner. She did not hesitate to donate her last bit of money for the construction of the temple to the priest Erofei, saying: - To the glory of our Lord, God sees everything, I'll sacrifice you Lord, the last money, and maybe it will come to the servant of God. She bowed, dropped a kiss on the priest's hand and left the church. After the service, Matrona went to the nearest church store to quench her thirst and see if the worldly people would pour some water from the tap for free. She goes into a grocery store and witnesses a disturbing scene.
She and I traveled a lot to different cities, visi
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Prompt: She and I traveled a lot to different cities, visiting churches, temples, and cemeteries of saints. She always wondered why churches provide services for money. Everywhere you go buy candles, give money for funerals, put money in the chalice for a donation. You come to the temple with your candles, and the church apprentice yells at you: - Go buy our candles, yours that you have brought with you in our temple is not acceptable to the Lord! That's not right, thought the parishioner. The last straw was an amazing fact. She came to a distant temple in another city, having spent almost her entire pension. My mistress was left with the last trinket in her pocket. It was a green three-rouble note with a torn edge in the left corner, on which there was an inscription with a ballpoint pen: "Do not touch mine", money for the way back. I went into the long-awaited church. I stood by the icons, came to the cross of the savior, fell on my knees and worshipped to the glory of our Lord.
When they slept, the nymphs plucked a hair from ea
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Prompt: When they slept, the nymphs plucked a hair from each god, and from the hair of Zeus himself they made a central thread. The first pouch gave rise to the pokal mission. It was the ancestor of all purses, avocets, folders, bags, briefcases, suitcases, trunks, etc. Her nymphs gave her to Perseus to put in her the head of the defeated Medusa Gorgon. We are closer to the human gods. We know exactly our purpose and superiority over all of you. So you know, snow-footed, you do not have such an important mission in life as I do, wai-wai-wai-wai," she mocked the Kyrgyz beauty. - And so I know for a fact that our honor and purpose is to store and carry the human energy that people love more than anything else in the world is money, which is a resource and a means of achieving human goals. My mistress is a believer and worships them, the human gods.
- Is that the truth, brother? So that's what I hav
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Prompt: - Is that the truth, brother? So that's what I have to get my master to do. Praise the high suitcase. I should strive for it. It is the honor of a true suitcase to give goodness and joy.
But then a shabby bag, which was watching our discussion, entered the dialogue:
- You're insane. You fools. - The worn out bag interjected. - You are far from us, bags. We were created much earlier than you. Our purpose is far above your earthly actions and aspirations. We, far above you in hierarchy, in rank. We came before you long before you came to earth. The first bag in history appeared thanks to the nymphs; they wove it out of the hair of the gods.
- Forgive me. Don't swear like that again, or I'll
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Prompt: - Forgive me. Don't swear like that again, or I'll grab a dagger and smash you to death! I'm respectable, I was produced in an Armenian leather factory, understand? I live with my owner in Kyrgyzstan. My boss and I do important things for a lot of people. My boss has weed in me. Only it's not dandelion, not rose, and not float, but an important weed from the Chu Valley. You smoke it and wai, wai it's good for people. When we come to the city, everyone begs my lord to sell it, even the chief of the station policeman himself. That's how it is. I am a very important suitcase. I am very much appreciated. I give joy and pleasure. To this I have been likened by a higher power. Drives her this May destiny. Put five angry hot djigits in a room and put vodka or cognac there, they'll slit each other's throats like sheep in an hour. If you give them some weed, they'll be laughing like children and rejoicing. Wai-wai go outside and sunbathe together, wai-wai-wai-wai.
- My friend, why are you so angry, in the circle o
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Prompt: - My friend, why are you so angry, in the circle of people who live in the place where I come from, this is a normal greeting - I began to justify myself, understanding the whole point of this wrong greeting.
-Maybe where you come from is normal, but where my boss and I live is a swear word, and in my country you could have your head shaken, your knob and clasp broken, and your sides cut open like the belly of a sheep. Ashimalkina! Auzunga chichaim! You brainless suitcase!
- I'm sorry. I didn't know. People here the other day on the streetcar greeted a Negro like that. Where are you from?
- Is that the truth, brother? So that's what I hav
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Prompt: - Is that the truth, brother? So that's what I have to get my master to do. Praise the high suitcase. I should strive for it. It is the honor of a true suitcase to give goodness and joy.
But then a shabby bag, which was watching our discussion, entered the dialogue:
- You're insane. You fools. - The worn out bag interjected. - You are far from us, bags. We were created much earlier than you. Our purpose is far above your earthly actions and aspirations. We, far above you in hierarchy, in rank. We came before you long before you came to earth. The first bag in history appeared thanks to the nymphs; they wove it out of the hair of the gods.
- Forgive me. Don't swear like that again, or I'll
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Prompt: - Forgive me. Don't swear like that again, or I'll grab a dagger and smash you to death! I'm respectable, I was produced in an Armenian leather factory, understand? I live with my owner in Kyrgyzstan. My boss and I do important things for a lot of people. My boss has weed in me. Only it's not dandelion, not rose, and not float, but an important weed from the Chu Valley. You smoke it and wai, wai it's good for people. When we come to the city, everyone begs my lord to sell it, even the chief of the station policeman himself. That's how it is. I am a very important suitcase. I am very much appreciated. I give joy and pleasure. To this I have been likened by a higher power. Drives her this May destiny. Put five angry hot djigits in a room and put vodka or cognac there, they'll slit each other's throats like sheep in an hour. If you give them some weed, they'll be laughing like children and rejoicing. Wai-wai go outside and sunbathe together, wai-wai-wai-wai.
Prompt: My friend, why are you so angry, in the circle of people who live in the place where I come from, this is a normal greeting - I began to justify myself, understanding the whole point of this wrong greeting.
-Maybe where you come from is normal, but where my boss and I live is a swear word, and in my country you could have your head shaken, your knob and clasp broken, and your sides cut open like the belly of a sheep. Ashimalkina! Auzunga chichaim! You brainless suitcase!
- I'm sorry. I didn't know. People here the other day on the streetcar greeted a Negro like that. Where are you from?
Prompt: "Lost Faith."
What do I care about this bag, I need to talk to representatives of my species first. So looking at the white suitcase I shouted out a new greeting that I had recently learned: -Blackass. How's it going?
My new buddy, not a kindly look, assessed me and after some pause answered:
- My asshole compared to your asshole is a snowflake, you know what I mean?
The crowd of Soviet citizens laughed enthusiastica
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Prompt: The crowd of Soviet citizens laughed enthusiastically and were amazed at the interpreter's dexterity and ingenuity in mitigating the budding conflict in a rather original way.
That is how, thanks to the interpreter, the Soviet Union avoided an international conflict that could have been the cause of World War III.
The return home was welcome. My host and I had had
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Prompt: The return home was welcome. My host and I had had enough of wandering around a strange city. After picking up everything we needed, which was the purpose of our work trip, we returned home again on the train.
The monotonous rocking to the pounding of the train wheels made me sleepy and bored. In the compartment of the coach there were two other people: an elderly, thin, short woman and an Asian man. Something strange was going on this time in our wagon shelter, nobody was friendly and didn't make any contact. So everyone was busy thinking their own thoughts. But I wanted to socialize, so I decided to cheer myself up by communicating with my shaking companions. And that was an old shabby woman's bag and a suitcase just like me only, milky colored, that were lying on the opposite top luggage shelves.
Prompt: Now me and you, and everyone here, looking around the crowd with a hard look, we are all niggers - comrades, I am a nigger, he is a nigger, we are all niggers, buddy-buddy in one word - continued to justify himself with a strained smile of the accompanying interpreter.
After these phrases Mambuka's face lit up in a beautiful smile, resembling an open cob of corn with an even row of snow-white and beautiful teeth. With a friendly greeting the foreigner, not like you and not like me, turned to the roughnecks: "Nigger, nigger, I'm glad to greet you all nigger. And you nigger-ass fellow driver at the next stop, Mambuka will be getting off the ostrich. And a banana and an orange to treat you nigger-driver to the embassy afterwards.
Prompt: - Here? I'm a don andestend yo mai freds? What do you mean by nigger? - came from the lips of our African, looking questioningly at the uprising of the Soviet people.
A man standing nearby, as white as any, spoke out against the oppression of transport apartheid. It was the accompanying interpreter who blurted out: - What are you chattering idiots, this is Comrade Mambuka, from an African communist state, here to learn the experience of communist propaganda. You'd better watch your mouth, or World War III will break out because of such words," he said with a strained smile.
Then turning to the black party schoolboy, with a strained smile on his face, he said: - Black-ass, respected comrade Mambuka, is a Russian variant of greeting, like hello comrade, hello buddy, hello brother or as in your languages where you are from. Well, for example in Afrikaans it would be "goyimore", in Ndebele it would be "locha", in Tsonga it would be "avusheni", in Zulu it would be "savubona", and in Russian it is nigger - that is a very respectable person in our language, a friend in one word.
The crowd resounded in defense of the aborigine: -
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Prompt: The crowd resounded in defense of the aborigine: - Where did this nigger hare get bus passes! They only ride elephants and ostriches in their homeland, and this transport does not accept season tickets! These animals are driven by trained gorillas! And gorillas are only paid for with bananas and oranges!
Then came the bus driver's voice: "I'm not a gorilla! I will not accept bananas and oranges for the ride. So at the next stop that black hare has to get off my ostrich, until he pays the fare in normal Soviet money. What am I going to tell Vasilich, the head of the bus depot? That I had a black hare on the bus and paid for the fare with a kilo banana, huh? He'll fire me. And I got a vacation coming up! The guys in the park will laugh at me. Get the militia and the inspectors here right away, let them eat bananas themselves.
- And if this black hare pays with a fork of African black cabbage, then your Vasilich will be very happy, ha-ha-ha - the crowd of passengers rumbled merrily.
Prompt: After this incident, we climbed into the crowded bus that was taking us in the direction of the GLAVK. Standing next to us in the crowd was an unusual man. His face was smeared with black soot. The bus was shuffling. All fellow passengers, regardless of their desire, piled on each other, and at the same time drew attention to the rather interesting and unusual man, and said in a whisper: "He is a Negro. But what a black man! Thanks to the people in the crowd, I learned that he was a Papuan, a kind of human being with a different skin color. This sub-species of anthropoid lives in the African jungle and eats only bananas. The negro, too, swayed from side to side under the virtuoso wiggles of the passenger transport, and at the same time, he bumped into the passengers standing next to him. His neighbor, tired of the unwanted kissing, which was dictated exclusively by the fault of the bus driver, nervously shouted out to the unpretentious tourist: "Where are you piling on, nigger? There's no room for a Soviet citizen on the bus. I also saw that he didn't show a season ticket and didn't punch one. All of Africa lives off our country. And here they take our seats with their
Prompt: - I am Mr. Chief on a business trip, I came to the GLAVK on Lenin Avenue, 18, which. Gave the papers, and now I decided to pass the time because the shipment will be only an hour later. You can call this number.
- During working hours you should be at the company, not hanging around the movies - he answered. After examining the documents, he unwillingly handed them back, saying: - "Get the fuck out of here. If you get caught again, I'll give you a business trip. Get out of here.
Petrovich quickly grabbed everything that was his and stormed out of the place.
Prompt: - "Hello comrades, we are representatives of the CCCP State Security Committee," he spoke, showing his burgundy-red credentials unfolded, "now each of you is going out and explaining why you comrades are not working on a weekday day at the enterprises for the good of our motherland. Certain conclusions and decisions will be made about each of you. There will be no mercy. I'll ask everyone to rise quickly. Let's go with a song, socialist toilers.
These words made not only the knees in the audience shake, but the poor cockroach also slipped back into the crevice. How nice for the cockroach. Sniff and that's it. I wish my master and I were in the crevice, too, and good riddance to it. But we can't get through the crevice.
Petrovich nervously grabbed me and headed for the exit. Approaching this citizen in civilian clothes, insolent-looking, began babbling excuses, waving a travel voucher taken out of his pocket:
Prompt: Standing down I only listened. But then, to my surprise, a cockroach crawled out of a crack in the floorboards and crawled impudently toward me, like a moonwalker exploring the topography of a previously unknown planet. It crawled toward me very quickly and brazenly. Putting out his antenna-like antennae, he began to study me as one studies an incomprehensible object placed on an unexplored planet. His attempts to study me resembled tickling. I tried to stop him, but he did not calm down and continued to move his whiskers around my hard edges like a masseur who uses some new massage technique.
Suddenly the film session stopped and the lights went on in the cinema hall. Five men walked into the auditorium, one of them the most impudent and brazen, standing on a dais in front of the screen, shouted loudly and hysterically:
After getting our manners in order, we walked towa
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Prompt: After getting our manners in order, we walked toward the houses. After walking along the asphalt path which meandered between the numerous bushes of dog roses and barberry we came to a big building where the sign was "Orlyonok Cinema".
Approaching the poster, Petrovich studied it for a long time and kept glancing at his watch. Then with a brisk movement he rushed inside. Having bought a ticket we entered the impressive size of the hall. On the wall was a huge white rectangular screen, and against it were arranged, like military equipment on parade, straight rows of chairs. Petrovich took the outermost chair. After a short period of time the movie began. I saw nothing of what was happening on the screen as he put me on the floor.
- Don't mess with my love," I shouted after them i
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Prompt: - Don't mess with my love," I shouted after them in tears. Yes, those words flew away too, like a flock of birds of passage and will probably wander for a long time across the expanses of space, and maybe one day they will return to earth as a kind reversal and settle in the mind of a great musician who will put all my suffering into a beautiful melodious rhythm.
And this asshole only shouted in response, something like - so you need a lover's suitcase.
Petrovich with a mate got a handkerchief and wiped me like a baby, which, caring father, wipes his mouth after eating coveted food.
- Thank you, father," I said, turning to Petrovich, now I could see and feel that he really loved me. And at that moment I swore the same care and love for him as I had sworn my love for my beautiful beloved a moment before.
Someone brazenly invaded my beautiful dreams and h
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Prompt: Someone brazenly invaded my beautiful dreams and humiliated me. It was a seagull that flew by and, like a bomber, dropped a liquid bomb on me. As it fell on me, the product of the restless bird's life blurred into a green-and-white blot on my side. The seagull shouted joyfully in its bird dialect, telling its friends about its marksmanship, like a high-class ace who can hit any target from any height. Her brethren immediately supported her with loud and extended voices, like soldiers cheering for their fellow soldier driven by a single order to achieve a military objective and a task set by an invisible general. Thank God hippos don't fly, I thought, remembering the colorful illustration I had seen thanks to the boy. And for a second I imagined that if I had been in her place with such a heavyweight, I would hardly have gotten away with some paltry blotch. I would have been plunged into a wild mess of badly digested sausage tree fruit that would have suddenly come crashing down on me from above. And a flock of hippos with a friendly wild howl, grunting and mooing in the sky would spread delight like an orchestra of a thousand trambos and French horns, marveling at the marksmanship
How beautiful and good this world is... Oh gods ho
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Prompt: How beautiful and good this world is... Oh gods how good this world is... I sent these words to the universe. Let it bring them back to earth and instill this beautiful thought into the mind of some musician so that he can express my feelings in melody and lyrics.
Well into the other some shadow interrupted my reverie. It flashed in the background of the fairy tale light that gave this beautiful fairy tale fantasy like a ghost.
- Oh my God, what is that? What are you allowing yourself.
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