#satiricalart

A Staring Contest with Medusa… Seriously?!

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Base)

• Size: 2880 X 2880 (8.29 MP)

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  • Prompt: Good morning! Let's make today a great day. (NO's: NO TEXT NO isolated human silhouettes, NO shadowy figures, NO anonymous background characters.) ((DO's MANDATORY NOT NEGOTIABLE: WASHI PAPER, BLUE BALL PENCIL DRAWING, Picasso non cubist inspired characters, ENIGMATIC beautiful Medusa's head looks at the Monster!, EYES ARE NOT KAWAI)) a VERY small, dark-blue plain square logo with white letters with the two lines "©m" "h@" in the very bottom right corner. modifiers: ink HATCHING TECHNIC for VOLUMETRIC EFFECT Style street art, with kawai characters (but the eyes), halftone zones where appropriate and elegantly managed, Picasso non cubist inspired characters
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: square

TRY ME!

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Base)

• Size: 1920 X 1920 (3.69 MP)

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  • Prompt: SQUARE 1920×1920, 4K. STYLE — PLAYFUL CLAY STREET ART A sophisticated, humorous three-dimensional street-art mural entirely sculpted from colourful modelling clay and plasticine. Handmade clay textures, expressive cartoon faces, exaggerated gestures, sculpted typography, bold black outlines, graffiti splashes, comic-book explosions, vivid contrasting colours and tactile relief. Richly detailed but clearly organised composition. No photorealism. SCENE — ATHENS VS SPARTA: THE GREAT PROMPT DISPUTE Two furious ancient Greek avatars arguing through an online chat, seated opposite each other behind modern laptops. LEFT — ATHENS, OPEN PROMPTS: A comically outraged Athenian philosopher with curly brown hair, a green laurel wreath, a white Greek tunic with blue trim, expressive eyes and an enormous shouting mouth. He gestures passionately toward his opponent. Green and yellow graffiti background, the Parthenon, an owl, olive branches and ancient scrolls. His laptop displays a bright green OPEN PADLOCK. Above him, a huge sculpted white comic speech bubble with bold GREEN CAPITAL LETTERS: "OPEN PROMPTS!" RIGHT — SPARTA, LOCK PROMPTS: A furious Spartan warrior wearing a bronze Corinthian helmet with a magnificent red crest, a red cloak and bronze armour, shouting and pointing accusingly at the Athenian. His bronze shield bears a red Greek lambda symbol. Fiery red, vermilion and orange graffiti background, ancient Spartan architecture and a spear. His laptop displays a bright red CLOSED PADLOCK. Above him, a huge sculpted white comic speech bubble with bold RED CAPITAL LETTERS: "LOCK PROMPTS!" A jagged black lightning bolt separates the two opponents, with a bright yellow comic explosion reading "VS" in large black capitals. BOTTOM LEGEND — ESSENTIAL, FULLY LEGIBLE Across the entire lower section, a wide, pale-ivory sculpted clay plaque with exceptionally clear, large, raised lettering. Reproduce EXACTLY these three lines, with no missing, distorted or truncated characters: "THE RIGHT DAY FOR A GREAT DISPUTE:" "22ND OF OCTOBER IS" "INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!" Make "CAPS LOCK DAY!" particularly prominent, in very large, bold RED CAPITAL LETTERS, perfectly readable. Highlight the date in cobalt blue. Include a small grimacing emoji and two tiny green-and-red clay wrestlers beneath the inscription. COMPOSITION: Perfectly square, balanced and energetic, with both protagonists fully visible, clear separation of green Athens and red Sparta, oversized speech bubbles and generous space for the bottom legend. All lettering sharp, correctly spelled and unobstructed. No cropping, no frames, no additional text.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: square

The Gourds, the Glamour & the Ghouls

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Base)

• Size: 2880 X 2880 (8.29 MP)

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  • Prompt: SQUARE 2880x2880, 4K REPLACE « Miss Pumpkin Contest » by « The Best Pumpkin Contest » REPLACE « LA BEAUTE EST DANS LE POTAGER ET LA CITROUILLE EN EST LA REINE » by « BEAUTY IS FOUND IN THE VEGETABLE GARDEN, AND THE PUMPKIN IS ITS QUEEN » NO OTHER CHANGES
  • Using base image: Yes

Tough at the top...

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Pro)

• Size: 2224 X 1668 (3.71 MP)

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  • Prompt: Semi-hyperrealistic, vibrant, whimsical A grinning insincere oily middle aged boss man with dark greased back hair wearing an Armani suit white shirt and a tasteful tie and slight pot belly. He is wearing a rolex gold watch and is leaning back in his comfy leather and chrome office chair holding his phone with one hand and talking into it the other hand is holding a lit Cuban cigar. He is insolently resting his expensive leather shoes on the backs of two office workers (one female and one male) both of the workers are leaning forward on their knees in front of the boss man sweating profusely in their office clothes and frantically typing on their laptops which are beginning to steam as the machines are so overworked. A speech bubble from the boss man's mouth says "Well sir, it was a team effort..." Background a boss man's sumptuous office with a sales chart in the background showing week on week increases in sales and revenue. Humorous, detailed, and whimsical caricature style featuring a balanced blend of comic-book expressiveness and picture-book elegance—silly, clumsy, and expressive cartoon anatomy - male and female - with exaggerated proportions; clean yet asymmetrical and slightly wobbly lines; sophisticated, rough-yet-chaotic textures; stylized illustrative details; amusing typography explaining the main terms accompany the images (placed beneath them); realistic cartoon shading combined with soft, picture-book-style tonal transitions; theatrical chiaroscuro lighting accents with a gentle, narrative glow; shallow depth of field; minimalist background with a neutral mid-tone gradient; overall, a richly illustrated picture-book aesthetic infused with comic-book elements. no signature, surreal
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

消費無常 — The Impermanence of Consumption (Oct. 13, International Hamburger Day)

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Pro)

• Size: 2880 X 2880 (8.29 MP)

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  • Prompt: A black cat, deep yellow eyes, with simple, sharp, minimalist anime eyes is lying flat on top of a massive, decaying, multi-tiered monumental plastic hamburger advertisement from a forgotten era. Les morceaux de pain du hamburger ressemblent à une machoire géante (les coulées de fromage simulent les dents) qui a croqué le steak haché et sa garniture. « 消費無常 » (L'Impermanence de la Consommation) apporte une profondeur philosophique et poétique Watercolor and ink engraving in Ukiyo-e style woodblock printing on washi paper NO BORDER, NO FRAME At the very bottom right, in oxblood, engrave a VERY SMALL signature: "©ɱ" "h@" The second line exactly aligned beneath the first, both enclosed together inside ONE small square oxblood contour line.
  • Using base image: Yes

Love Can Wait. I Might Prefer the Magic Potion…

• Model: AI Upscaler

• Size: 2880 X 2880 (8.29 MP)

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Sonderzug nach Pankow (Udo Lindenberg, 1983)

• Model: SeeDream

• Size: 1832 X 1032 (1.89 MP)

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  • Prompt: Entschuldigen Sie, ist das der Sonderzug nach Pankow? Ich muss mal eben dahin mal eben nach Ost-Berlin Ich muss da was klären, mit eurem Oberindianer ich bin ein Jodeltalent und will da spielen mit 'ner Band Ich hab 'n Fläschchen Cognac mit, und das schmeckt sehr lecker das schlürf' ich dann ganz locker mit dem Erich Honecker und ich sag': "Ey, Honey, ich sing' für wenig Money im Republik-Palast, wenn ihr mich lasst" All die ganzen Schlageraffen dürfen da singen dürfen ihren ganzen Schrott zum Vortrage bringen nur der kleine Udo - nur der kleine Udo der darf das nicht - und das versteh'n wir nicht Ich weiß genau, ich habe furchtbar viele Freunde in der DDR, und stündlich werden es mehr Och, Erich ey, bist Du denn wirklich so ein sturer Schrat warum lässt Du mich nicht singen im Arbeiter- und Bauernstaat? Ist das der Sonderzug nach Pankow? Ist das der Sonderzug nach Pankow? Ich hab 'n Fläschchen Cognac mit, und das schmeckt sehr lecker das schlürf' ich dann ganz locker mit dem Erich Honecker und ich sag': "Ey, Honey, ich sing' für wenig Money im Republik-Palast, wenn ihr mich lasst" All die ganzen Schlageraffen dürfen da singen dürfen ihren ganzen Schrott zum Vortrage bringen nur der kleine Udo - nur der kleine Udo der darf das nicht - und das versteh'n wir nicht Honey, ich glaub', Du bist doch eigentlich auch ganz locker ich weiß, tief in dir drin, bist Du doch eigentlich auch 'n Rocker Du ziehst dir doch heimlich auch gerne mal die Lederjacke an und schließt Dich ein auf'm Klo und hörst West-Radio Hallo Honey, kannst' mich hören Hallololöchen - Hallo Hallo, Erich, kannst' mich hören Hallololöchen - Hallo Erich, kannst' mich hören Hallololo Hallo Joddelido Hallo
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  • Aspect Ratio: landscape_wide

I'm collecting your soul early. You've dared to mock my skin color long enough Trump...

• Model: AI Upscaler

• Size: 2240 X 1664 (3.73 MP)

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Hommage à Albert Dubout

• Model: FluX 2 (Pro)

• Size: 1776 X 2080 (3.69 MP)

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  • Using base image: Yes

The Gourd Society’s Sitting

• Model: Artistic 2

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: ((SMOOTHER, POPPIER, DEEPER, CLEANER, BOLDER))(circus, impressive tamer of pumpkins, tightrope)(textural quality resembling a print with visible paper texture, adding depth. Very lightly and finely hatched sketch in gouache and alcohol ink with tin and silver metallic highlights, in Fernand Léger, Amadeo Modigliani, Paul Cézanne, Henri Matisse, Paul Klee, combined styles)(colors in: #F77C1C, #F9C80E, #FA8128, #708238, #B8C88F, #00A6ED, #4169E1, #191970, #F5F5F5, #444444)
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: square