#jackhandey

Swamp and Circumstance

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  • Prompt: (((Portrait of a Swamp Sibyl in the blended styles of Maxfield Parrish, (((Gustav Klimt))), Arthur Rackham, Tamara de Lempicka, William-Adolphe Bougueraeu.))) They say that when the October moon is full, and the swamps and meadows are covered by an eerie mist, I will put down my beer and go walking through the streets. Some of the townspeople believe in me, and some don't. And even some of those that believe are reluctant to loan me money.
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Les Fireables

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  • Prompt: I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then goes back inside the hat is at least a decade away.
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What We've Got Here is a Failure to Cooperate

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  • Prompt: Ironic that the two o's in cooperate insisted on having their own separate sounds.
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Herb Your Enthusiasm

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  • Prompt: If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a speech in favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet you would get booed right off the stage. They're just not ready.
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The Fright Stuff

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  • Prompt: (((In the blended style of Gustav Klimt, Maxfield Parrish, John William Waterhouse, Tamara de Lempicka))) People are always asking me if there's anything they can carry or wear or hold up in front of me that will frighten or repel me. About the only thing I can think of that might not is an ice cream cone, so long as the ice cream isn't in a scary shape.
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The Quick And The Bread

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  • Prompt: I think there should probably be a rule that if you're talking about how many loaves of bread a bullet will go through, it's understood that you mean lengthwise loaves. Otherwise, it makes no sense.
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The Bad News Bees

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  • Prompt: If you're being chased by an angry bull, and then you notice you're also being chased by a swarm of bees, it doesn't really change things. Just keep on running. (((In the styles of (((Gustav Klimt))), Maxfield Parrish, and John William Waterhouse.)))
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Point Breakdown

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  • Prompt: If you ever feel like you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just follow these simple rules: First, calm down. Second, come over and wash my car. Third, shine all my shoes. There, isn't that better?
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Bad Rune Rising

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  • Prompt: If Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted. (((Shield Maiden surrounded by intense glowing, in the style of Maxfield Parrish, John William Waterhouse, Eduard Manet.)))
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Hey Batter Batter Swing Batter

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  • Prompt: The fact that I cannot explode into a thousand bats to escape awkward social situations is a constant source of irritation.
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Piss Piss Bang Bang

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  • Prompt: Somebody asked me if I went out of my way to piss people off. I said, "Trust me, it's not out of my way."
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Flame As It Ever Was

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  • Prompt: (((In the style of Gustav Klimt, Jean-Baptiste Monge, Arthur Rackham, (((John William Waterhouse))), Maxfield Parrish, Josephine Wall.))) I guess I kind of lost control, because in the middle of the play, I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when you kill someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet.
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Terms of Encouragement

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  • Prompt: Mom always told me I could be whatever I wanted to be when I grew up, "within reason." I asked her what she meant by, "within reason." She said, "you ask a lot of questions for a garbage man."
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Apocalypse Any Time Now

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  • Prompt: Sometimes I worry what kind of a world we are leaving to the bands of roving mutants who will inherit it.
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The Rules of Distraction

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  • Prompt: Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
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Toucan Play At That Game

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  • Prompt: If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that tells the reader we are going to have fun with this thing.
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Psycho Speech Party

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  • Prompt: If you're ever giving a speech, when you start out, act nervous and get mixed up a little bit. Then, as you go along, get better and better. Then, at the end, give off a white, glowing light and have rays shoot out of you. (((Brian Froud, Gustav Klimt, (((Maxfield Parrish))), Arthur Rackham, Jean-Baptiste Monge, (((John William Waterhouse))) and Tamara Lempicka, Art Nouveau, Eduard Manet, sparkly rays of light)))
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Grave Mistake

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  • Prompt: One time I don't think you should listen to your body is when it says 'I'm dead.'
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Magnum Hocus Opus

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  • Prompt: Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledge as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man.
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I Have Nothing to Declare But My Weakness

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  • Prompt: If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
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