#humor

~Diversitosis~

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Pro)

• Size: 1920 X 1920 (3.69 MP)

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  • Prompt: Halitosis, Psychosis, Dermatophytosis, Apoptosis, Neurosis, Cirrhosis: Humorous, detailed, and whimsical caricature style featuring a balanced blend of comic-book expressiveness and picture-book elegance—silly, clumsy, and expressive cartoon anatomy - male and female - with exaggerated proportions; clean yet asymmetrical and slightly wobbly lines; sophisticated, rough-yet-chaotic textures; stylized illustrative details; amusing typography explaining the main terms accompany the images (placed beneath them); realistic cartoon shading combined with soft, picture-book-style tonal transitions; theatrical chiaroscuro lighting accents with a gentle, narrative glow; shallow depth of field; minimalist background with a neutral mid-tone gradient; overall, a richly illustrated picture-book aesthetic infused with comic-book elements. By Susanne, no signature.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: square

The Great Boot Tug-of-War

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Base)

• Size: 2224 X 1664 (3.70 MP)

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  • Prompt: A funny, charming fantasy scene in an enchanted forest. A slightly clumsy, bearded wizard looks absolutely horrified as two incredibly adorable puppies happily and playfully tug at his magical boot. One puppy is pulling the toe of the boot with all its strength, while the other is firmly gripping the boot shaft and pulling in the opposite direction. Both puppies are joyful, playful and determined, wagging their tails as if this were the greatest game in the world. The boot is still firmly attached to the wizard's foot. The wizard desperately tries to keep his balance. His facial expression is extremely comical and exaggeratedly terrified, with wide-open eyes as he stares down at his endangered boot. He still holds a magic wand in one hand but is completely distracted by the unexpected attack and has absolutely no idea what to do. The wizard's boot is a large, worn dark-brown leather fantasy boot with subtle golden decorations and ancient engraved runes. The puppies' tugging causes the boot to twist and wrinkle naturally. In the background is a cozy enchanted forest wizard's workshop or small woodland cottage, filled with magical books, potion bottles, wooden shelves, old maps and various whimsical fantasy objects. The humor should come entirely from the characters' expressions, the puppies' playful behavior and the ridiculous situation. Cute, joyful, family-friendly fantasy atmosphere, highly expressive characters, natural human anatomy, natural animal anatomy, dynamic poses, detailed puppy fur, realistic textures, detailed environment, cinematic composition, warm natural lighting, whimsical fantasy illustration, highly detailed.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

A Tail Too Far

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Base)

• Size: 2224 X 1664 (3.70 MP)

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  • Prompt: A medieval fantasy setting, realistic and cinematic. A large, chubby domestic cat is lying sprawled across a massive medieval wooden table, completely stuffed and comfortably satisfied after a feast. The table is covered with delicious food: roasted meats, bread, cheese, fruit, pastries and various dishes. Food scraps, crumbs and partially emptied plates are scattered around the cat. The cat’s long tail hangs loosely over the edge of the table, dangling within reach. The cat looks completely content and self-satisfied, with half-closed eyes and a relaxed, well-fed posture, completely unaware of what is about to happen. A little farther behind the cat, an angry dog is approaching. The dog has already opened its mouth, showing its teeth, and is just about to bite the cat’s dangling tail. The dog looks furious and deeply offended, as if blaming the cat for eating the entire feast. Capture the exact moment just before the bite. The dog has not bitten the cat yet. No blood, no injury, no gore — purely humorous tension. Both animals have highly accurate anatomy, natural body proportions, realistic skeletal and muscular structure, believable joints and poses, detailed fur and expressive but anatomically plausible faces. Avoid distorted anatomy, extra limbs, malformed paws or unnatural proportions. Medieval fantasy tavern or castle interior, rustic wooden furniture, warm candlelight, rich feast, detailed environment, cinematic composition, realistic textures, photorealistic fantasy style, subtle absurd humor.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

But Why Me?

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Base)

• Size: 2224 X 1664 (3.70 MP)

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  • Prompt: A humorous medieval fantasy scene, realistic and cinematic. Two medieval firefighters stand facing a dragon, aiming a large old-fashioned canvas water hose directly at it. The dragon is only slightly larger than a horse. It is completely calm and harmless, standing still and staring at the firefighters with a deeply shocked, confused expression, as if thinking: “But why?” There is absolutely no fire and nothing is burning. The firefighters have not started spraying yet; they are simply aiming the hose at the dragon, completely serious and professional, as if this were perfectly normal. The dragon’s facial expression is the main focus: wide eyes, stunned disbelief, mild confusion and offended dignity. Only these three characters are present: the two firefighters and the dragon. No other people, no crowds, no soldiers, no villagers. Medieval fantasy setting, stone courtyard, subtle atmospheric lighting, detailed realistic textures, cinematic composition, highly expressive dragon, dry absurd humor, photorealistic fantasy style. Highly accurate human and creature anatomy, realistic body proportions and natural physical structure. The two firefighters have anatomically correct human bodies, realistic proportions, properly formed hands and fingers, natural facial features and believable poses. The dragon has anatomically coherent proportions, realistic skeletal and muscular structure, naturally connected limbs, wings, neck, head and tail, with believable joints and movement.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

Time to eat! @Lionie_DDG

• Model: ChatGPT (Pro)

• Size: 2352 X 1568 (3.69 MP)

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  • Prompt: In the central foreground, a fried egg and a thin slice of bacon—both gigantic—struggle to fit onto a tiny flat plate resting on a kitchen table. A pepper mill and a salt shaker with hilarious faces on their tops—sit on either side of the plate, having taken on bizarre, giant proportions. The background shows a well-lit kitchen interior where objects and utensils are completely out of scale (please strictly adhere to description style, textures, and colors based on the attached image). Include, at the bottom center of the image, the white bold italic calligraphic text "@Lionie_DDG" (medium size).
  • Using base image: Yes

Summer, Winter or All-Season?

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Base)

• Size: 2224 X 1664 (3.70 MP)

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  • Prompt: A humorous, realistic medieval scene inspired by a modern tire shop. A fully armored knight is sitting on his horse outside a simple open-air medieval farrier workshop, seriously examining a selection of different horseshoes displayed on wooden racks. Above the horseshoes are clear signs reading: “SUMMER”, “WINTER”, and “ALL-SEASON.” The horseshoes have visibly different designs, just like modern car tires in a tire shop. The workshop is a simple rustic outdoor medieval forge with a wooden roof and a few authentic tools and work elements: an anvil, hammers, tongs, a glowing forge with hot coals, buckets of water, a wooden workbench, iron bars, and several stacks of horseshoes. A farrier is working in the background on another horse. The knight has a serious, slightly puzzled expression, as if he is carefully deciding which type of “horseshoe” is best for his horse. The horse looks completely calm and uninterested. The scene should feel like a modern tire shop humorously transported into the Middle Ages. Clear visual storytelling, realistic details, natural daylight, playful comedy, cinematic composition.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

Medieval Horse Fuel Station

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Base)

• Size: 2224 X 1664 (3.70 MP)

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  • Prompt: A humorous, photorealistic fantasy scene at a medieval outdoor fuel station, featuring a simple structure made entirely of wood with a canvas roof. A single armored knight sits on his horse while the horse is “refueling”: the horse is eating oats from a large, clearly visible sack labeled “100”, as if it were filling up at a modern gas station. Beside the station, several additional large sacks are lined up, clearly labeled “95”, “98”, and “100”, representing different fuel grades. Nearby, there is a simple horse-washing station made entirely of wood, resembling a medieval version of a modern car wash. The scene should be humorous yet realistic and photorealistic, as if refueling and washing horses were completely normal in this medieval world. The wooden fuel station should have a simple, authentic, highly detailed rustic medieval design, using natural wood materials. Cinematic fantasy photography, photorealistic, highly detailed, realistic textures, natural lighting, cinematic composition, realistic medieval atmosphere, subtle humor, detailed wooden construction, realistic horse, detailed medieval armor, rich natural colors, shallow depth of field, highly realistic, whimsical fantasy scene.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

The Witch’s New Broom (or cleaner machine )

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Base)

• Size: 2224 X 1664 (3.70 MP)

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  • Prompt: A humorous, photorealistic fantasy scene inside a large magical cleaning-supply store. An elderly, distinctive witch wearing a long black cloak, a pointed witch’s hat, and slightly messy gray hair is about to purchase a traditional flying broom when she suddenly notices a huge, modern, futuristic cleaning machine. The witch turns toward the machine with a surprised and curious expression, holding the old broom in one hand, clearly wondering whether it might be time to switch to modern technology. The enormous cleaning machine is highly impressive, made of metal and dark magical materials, with multiple rotating brushes, tubes, glowing buttons, and small magical runes. Beside the machine, an enthusiastic, slightly nervous goblin salesman explains its features, proudly pointing at the control panel. Behind the machine, another cleaning robot is trying to vacuum up a tiny dragon, which is desperately clinging to the edge of a carpet. The focus of the scene should be the contrast between the witch and the enormous cleaning machine. The witch’s facial expression should be highly expressive, surprised and fascinated, as if she has just realized that this machine could save her a tremendous amount of work. Cinematic fantasy photography, photorealistic characters, highly detailed textures, realistic facial expressions, dramatic warm shop lighting, volumetric light rays, rich colors, intricate magical details, realistic metal and fabric textures, shallow depth of field, humorous storytelling, cinematic composition, ultra detailed, high realism, whimsical fantasy atmosphere, 8k quality.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

Experiment

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Pro)

• Size: 2224 X 1664 (3.70 MP)

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  • Prompt: A brilliant fantasy healthy-pale albino female elf scientist, with intricate gold-threaded braids, her ayes are obscured by welding goggles that reflect the chaos, and a pristine clipboard clutched in one hand. She stands amidst the cataclysmic aftermath of her experiment; her alchemical lab is utterly destroyed, walls ripped apart, equipment shattered and smoking. She is turned towards the viewer. She has an exceptionally wide smile, showing all her teeth. Her face tilted slightly up. She and the room are very brightly illuminated by a yellow-orange light from her front, by a flash. Her elven robes, now tattered are billowing in all sides, her flowing hair also dramatically billowing in immense, magical winds that whip through the ruined space. Through the gaping holes in the lab walls behind her, a breathtaking night sky is visible, illuminated by the vibrant, swirling waves of the Aurora Borealis, which seem to emanate directly from the scientist's side.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

Whimsical Cartoon Crazy Fun

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Pro)

• Size: 2224 X 1664 (3.70 MP)

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  • Prompt: dagblad sjov på toppen whimsical cartoon crazy fun desperate attempt. true world Søloven er et mesterværk i myndighedslogik: Strukturreformen i 2007: Videnssamfundet mistede fagligheden, og derfor mistede systemet sagligheden
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  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

Cat Expressions Meme

• Model: Nano Banana 2 (Pro)

• Size: 896 X 1200 (1.08 MP)

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  • Prompt: A hyperrealistic, studio portrait of two tabby cats side-by-side against a stark white background. The cat on the left has a narrowed, suspicious gaze with slightly furrowed brow, conveying a subtle "murder mode." Its fur texture is meticulously rendered with individual hairs visible, showing a mix of dark brown and black stripes on a lighter brown base. The cat on the right has wide, perfectly round, intensely black pupils with dilated irises, suggesting a sudden burst of surprise or a "panic mode." Its whiskers are sharp and distinct, and its ears are perked forward. Both cats have wet, dark noses and subtle reflections in their eyes. Text in bold letters: "THE ONE WEIRD THING ABOUT CATS IS" "THAT "MURDER MODE" ISN'T THE LEFT CAT" Lighting: Professional, diffused studio lighting. A key light from the front-top creates soft shadows that define the facial features and fur contours, while a subtle fill light prevents complete loss of detail in the darker areas. A gentle rim light subtly separates the cats from the pure white background, enhancing their three-dimensional form. Camera Perspective: Eye-level, medium close-up shot, capturing the full head and upper chest of each cat. The perspective is directly frontal. Depth of Field: Shallow depth of field, with the focus razor-sharp on the eyes and immediate facial features of both cats, while the fur texture gradually softens into a subtle bokeh effect towards the edges of the frame, drawing maximum attention to the expressions. Color Grading: A slightly desaturated, cool-toned color grade, emphasizing the natural tones of the tabby fur and creating a clean, clinical, yet striking aesthetic. Material Textures: Extremely detailed rendering of short, dense tabby fur, showcasing subtle variations in color, length, and sheen. The wetness of the nose is subtly depicted with a slight specular highlight. Atmospheric Conditions: Clean, controlled studio environment, free of any ambient light or atmospheric particles.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: portrait

Smoky Feline Specter

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• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: Create a hyperrealistic masterpiece showcasing the figure of a magnificent cat ghost, completely formed from the swirling smoke of a burning cigarette positioned below it. The intricate patterns of the smoke evolve seamlessly into the form of the cat. The cat hovers humorously above the fiery, glowing end of the cigarette. Everything is set against a stark, intensely black background, further accentuating the swirling smoke and the spectral, cat it forms.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Steampunk Laughing Blind Man Comic Panel

• Model: Nano Banana 2 (Pro)

• Size: 896 X 1200 (1.08 MP)

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  • Prompt: Laughing man wearing ornate dark glasses, a leather jacket and a red scarf, with long tie-dyed colorful hair and a beard. A speech bubble reads, WHAT AM I... BLIND OR SOMETHING?"
  • Using base image: Yes

Monday Again

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Base)

• Size: 2224 X 1664 (3.70 MP)

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  • Prompt: A spectacular post-apocalyptic city after a massive catastrophe. Ruined skyscrapers, damaged buildings, burning wreckage, thick smoke, dust, debris, abandoned and overturned cars, and distant explosions fill the cityscape. The devastated city is enormous, chaotic and cinematic, like a scene from a big-budget apocalypse movie. In the foreground, a sleepy, disheveled woman stands on the spacious terrace of her apartment, looking out over the destroyed city. She wears a simple, slightly wrinkled bathrobe and comfortable slippers. She holds a large steaming coffee mug in one hand. Her expression is tired, bored and completely unimpressed, as if the destruction outside is merely an annoying part of her morning routine. She is not frightened or panicking — she simply looks exhausted and mildly irritated. Beside her on the terrace is a large, clearly visible wall calendar. Monday is prominently highlighted with a thick red circle, clearly indicating that it is the beginning of another workweek. The calendar should be easy to recognize and visually important to the scene. The woman casually looks out at the burning city while holding her steaming coffee. Her body language and facial expression convey the feeling: “Another Monday morning. Workday.” The humor comes from the contrast between the epic end-of-the-world scenery and the completely ordinary annoyance of having to go to work on Monday morning. Keep the humor dry and subtle. The woman should look serious and naturally tired, not cartoonish, not exaggerated and not smiling. The woman is shown in full body with natural human anatomy, exactly two arms and exactly two legs, realistic body proportions and a natural standing posture. The coffee mug is clearly visible in her hand. Photorealistic, cinematic movie still, monumental post-apocalyptic city, realistic fire and smoke, volumetric lighting, detailed apartment terrace, realistic residential environment, natural human face and anatomy, realistic bathrobe and hair, cool blue-gray color palette with restrained warm highlights, dark humor, ultra detailed, sharp focus, realistic textures, epic cinematic composition, 8K.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

Which Way?

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Base)

• Size: 2224 X 1664 (3.70 MP)

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  • Prompt: Several wild ducks are flying across an autumn sky when they suddenly encounter a large road sign in the middle of their migration route. The sign creates obvious confusion. The sign has three clearly visible directions: AFRICA ← TURN BACK ANTARCTICA → KEEP GOING OUTER SPACE ↑ THIS WAY The ducks look genuinely confused. Some are changing direction, one is hovering awkwardly in front of the sign as if trying to read it, while another duck looks back at the others as if asking, “So… which way?” Photorealistic wildlife photography, realistic wild ducks with anatomically accurate bodies and detailed feathers, natural flying behavior, realistic autumn sky and clouds, natural daylight, documentary photography style, cinematic composition, highly detailed and believable. The humor should come entirely from the absurd situation and the confusing road sign. Keep the ducks completely realistic and natural, with no cartoon features or exaggerated expressions. The road sign should be clearly readable and visually prominent.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

Trying to Impress Her

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Base)

• Size: 2224 X 1664 (3.70 MP)

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  • Prompt: A strong, handsome medieval warrior is proudly posing in front of a beautiful woman, trying to impress her and show her how strong, brave and masculine he is. He is wearing detailed medieval armor and has a confident, proud expression, striking a heroic pose. His right arm is raised, and he is holding a long spear in his right hand. The shaft of the spear is held horizontally. Three small birds are casually sitting on the horizontal shaft of the spear, lined up next to each other, completely relaxed and unconcerned. They look as if they have simply decided that the warrior's spear is the perfect place to perch. The warrior remains completely serious and proud, trying very hard to maintain his impressive masculine pose, apparently unaware of how ridiculous the situation looks. The woman standing in front of him is laughing openly and genuinely at the hilarious scene. The contrast between the warrior's extremely serious attempt to look strong and heroic and the three peaceful birds sitting on his spear should create a charming, funny and playful moment. Medieval setting, beautiful natural surroundings, highly detailed realistic armor, realistic birds, natural facial expressions, cinematic composition, soft natural lighting, photorealistic style, highly detailed, lifelike photography, humorous storytelling, perfectly captured candid moment.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

How to Mix Up a Bullfight

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Pro)

• Size: 2224 X 1680 (3.74 MP)

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  • Prompt: A surreal whimsical painting of a female dancer with elongated forms, exaggerated proportions, dancing Paso Doble in an arena with a bull and a weird torero. All of them must be full figure in frame. By Susanne, no signature, no text, no borders.
  • Using base image: Yes

Cozy Marley Pin-up Ghost

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Pro)

• Size: 1440 X 2560 (3.69 MP)

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  • Prompt: The ghost of Jacob Marley. The art has humour, is cozy and detailed and in a 50's pin-up style.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: portrait_tall

Be careful not to leave marks in the butter

• Model: AI Upscaler

• Size: 2880 X 2880 (8.29 MP)

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By the 4th cup I'm almost human again...

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Pro)

• Size: 2592 X 1456 (3.77 MP)

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  • Prompt: full length portrait Hyperrealistic vibrant, from left to right is a miserable hairy chimpanzee type creature with the faintest hint of humanity walking chimpanzee style with one hand on the ground side view but looking at the viewer, other hand is holding a white mug of steaming coffee that says "1st Cup". Next is a semi-upright miserable Australopithecus side view but standing up & looking at the viewer, holding a white mug of steaming coffee that says "2nd Cup". Next is a miserable brutish Neanderthal (wearing zebra skin) side view but standing up & looking at the viewer, holding a white mug of steaming coffee that says "3rd Cup". The fourth character is an office worker man, side view but looking at the viewer, he has neat slicked back hair, a white shirt and tie dark blue pressed trousers and black polished shoes he is looking at the viewer and grinning sitting at a desk in front of a computer screen and keyboard holding a white mug of steaming coffee that says "4th Cup", Hyperrealistic whimsical by Rudolph Zallinger, Donato Giancola and Robert McGinnis
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape_wide