#darkhumor

The Most Valuable Wrench

• Model: ChatGPT 2 (Base)

• Size: 2224 X 1668 (3.71 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: Humorous, photorealistic, cinematic scene at the finish area of a road cycling race, immediately after the race has ended. The winning female cyclist is already standing inside the finish area, completely stopped, during the award ceremony. She is exhausted, covered in mud and dust, sweaty and disheveled. Her face, arms and legs are dirty, her hair is messy, and her cycling outfit is heavily worn, muddy, torn and frayed in several places. The woman has an extremely expressive reaction of shock, disbelief, bewilderment and dismay. Her eyes are wide open as she stares at the prize in the race official's hands, as if she simply cannot believe what she is seeing. Her facial expression clearly says, "Are you serious?" She is NOT happy, NOT proud and NOT celebrating. Instead, she looks completely stunned and disappointed by the prize. Standing directly in front of her is the race official, with a completely serious, solemn and professional expression. He is currently handing her the main prize: one single, simple metal adjustable wrench. The wrench is still entirely in the race official's hand, extended toward the woman, and she has NOT taken it yet. The official presents the wrench with extreme seriousness and ceremonial dignity, as if he were presenting the most prestigious trophy in an international championship. The woman stares at the wrench in disbelief. Next to the woman is her winning bicycle. The bicycle is in an absolutely terrible condition after the race: the frame is visibly bent, both wheels are badly deformed, the handlebars are crooked, the chain and derailleur are covered in mud, and the entire bicycle is covered with scratches, dirt and dried mud. It looks as if both the cyclist and the bicycle barely managed to reach the finish. The humor comes from the extreme contrast: the woman has completely destroyed herself and her bicycle during the race, while the race official is treating a simple metal wrench as an incredibly prestigious championship trophy. The woman's expression of disbelief and realization is the central comedic element of the scene. In the background, there is a simple finish-area structure, a few race officials and a small number of blurred spectators. The race is clearly over, the cyclist is already stopped inside the finish area, and this is clearly the post-race award ceremony. Completely fictional, sponsor-free sporting event. No brands, sponsors, advertising or commercial elements anywhere in the scene. All clothing, bicycles, banners, flags, signs and background surfaces are completely plain, neutral and unmarked. Photorealistic sports photography, cinematic composition, highly expressive facial reaction, natural human emotion, detailed muddy and torn clothing, severely deformed bicycle, realistic metal adjustable wrench, natural lighting, high detail, subtle dramatic atmosphere combined with absurd and ironic comedy.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

Bloody Office Hand-off

• Model: Z-Image Turbo

• Size: 1600 X 912 (1.46 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: A flat front-facing scan of a late 1970's office equipment advertisement for an impossible object. Clean business style, halftone print, old paper. A secretary presents the product, her arms are bleeding stumps where her hands should be. The product is a surreal non-euclidean office machine. The title for the advert are wingdings, in a 1970's typeface.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape_wide

Squid brothers and the dishwater brothers

• Model: SeeDance 2

• Size: 960 X 960 (0.92 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Mode: Pro
  • Generated From: Image
  • Duration: 6 seconds
  • Has Audio: Yes

Gothic Whimsy and Sweet Revenge

• Model: Nano Banana 2 (Pro)

• Size: 1365 X 768 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: a four-panel comic bursting with gothic whimsy and petty revenge. Panel one: Morticia Addams-esque goth girl Veronica stands stiffly on a sunny beach in a full Victorian bathing costume—long black sleeves, frilled bloomers, lace-up boots—clutching a parasol like a vampire shielding herself from daylight, while seagulls scatter dramatically around her. Panel two: Three pastel-clad mean girls point and cackle at her from their neon towels, their exaggeratedly polished teeth gleaming as one holds up a mocking sign reading "FREAK SHOW," Veronica's pale cheeks flushing crimson with quiet fury. Panel three: Veronica lurks in the shadowy locker room, eyes glowing with sinister intent as she watches the mean girls obliviously showering under pastel streams of water, their designer bikinis draped over a bench nearby. Panel four: Veronica's smirk is razor-sharp as she flicks a lit match onto the pile of their shredded clothes—now artfully rearranged into a pentagram—while smoke curls upward to reveal their horrified faces in the distance, mascara running like ink. The art style is Tim Burton meets Edward Gorey, all exaggerated limbs, inky shadows, and a splash of dark humor in every line.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape_wide

Tour of Purgatory: A Devilish Delight

• Model: FluX 2 (Base)

• Size: 2560 X 1440 (3.69 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: welcome to purgatory! devilish, attractive female figure showing the viewer around hell's front yard, the beautiful devil woman is wearing black high heels, black dessous, and has dark blood red skin, she is walking away from the viewer and pointing at different sights the different sights she points at are a iron maiden, a rack or a hook atmosphere is dark but still humoristic because of the leading female figure and her joyful smile on the side, next to the central devil woman a wooden sign with the text "Stay as long as WE want... You deserve it!"
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape_wide

Soporific Scene of Suitcases and Oddities

• Model: DaVinci2

• Size: 1560 X 1216 (1.90 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: Toilet on a bizarre luggage style hippie Robert Crumb design and Bilal. Modifiers: 8k oil on canvas, 4K 3D, Hieronymus Bosch, Roger Dean, Jean Baptiste Monge, Jules Verne, Victor Moscoso #1950s Style ROBERT CRUMB on Weird Cyberpunk, h.r,giger, cinematic, hyperrealistic
  • Using base image: Yes

Knowledge is Pain

• Model: DaVinci2

• Size: 1088 X 1088 (1.18 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: Copy the downloaded image in detail
  • Using base image: Yes

Cybernetic Rogue with a Mysterious Edge

• Model: DaVinci2

• Size: 1152 X 864 (1.00 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: female, post-cryo neuromodified human, sharp amber eyes with vertical slit pupils, moon-pale skin, neural interface scars on temples, black hair shaved on one side, opposite side braided with data cables and shock coils, jury-rigged prosthetic left arm with exposed hydraulics, retractable micro-blade knuckles, lean and wire-like musculature, rebuilt synth-joint right knee, faint crackling from hair coils when agitated, scavenged armor plating, stolen corporate tech embedded in clothing, restless fingers twitching like debugging code, dark smirk suggesting mischief, pre-collapse jazz lover, hoarder of broken trinkets, carries faint ozone scent from illegal mods, moves with predatory precision, favors right leg due to knee whine, asymmetrical cybernetic enhancements, no fingerprints on file, wears layered scavenged attire, faint glow from chest cavity cryo-module, deadpan humor, vertically slit pupils dilating in low light, skin dotted with old surgical marks, carries a cigarette but never smokes it
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

Interruption of Deadpool

• Model: DaVinci2

• Size: 1920 X 1080 (2.07 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: Hughie Campbell(Jack Quaid) fights his rival, Wade Winston/Deadpool
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape_wide

Surrealism

• Model: DaVinci2

• Size: 1152 X 864 (1.00 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: Artistic whimsy. Masterful, refined, elegant modern surrealism. Sinister, neo-surrealist aberration and absurdity. A masked impostor, a thrilling woman, dark humor in the style of Dua Huynh, John Lurie, and Zdzisław Beksiński. A stunning visual effect with a polished Octane Render effect. A visually captivating masterpiece with exquisite detail. ¤Granny2024¤ 3D texture, chiaroscuro. No text. No signature. Unframed.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

Surreal Fantasy with Eerie Whimsy

• Model: DaVinci2

• Size: 1152 X 864 (1.00 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: Rouxls Kaard, eccentric attire, swirling blue liquid backdrop,, stiff melting human bodies, dark humor, mystery, rules cards elements, surreal composition, subtle larvae crawling, transformation, growth, digital illustration, vibrant colors, fantasy with surrealism, cool and warm lighting mix, high resolution, detailed textures, whimsical and eerie ambiance.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

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• Model:

• Size: 1512 X 2688 (4.06 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: Beating scared heart with eyes, teeth, and hands, surreal and nightmarish setting, dark humor, twisted anatomy, exaggerated expressions, ebru painting with a dystopian twist, modular constructivism, crumbling aesthetics, cute and healing art, cool fuzzy dizzy caricature, core of darkness character, cyber machinarium pictoplasma, assemblage of naive art, les automatistes, storybook illustration, detailed and intricate, vibrant colors, surreal ambiance, whimsical and dark fusion, futuristic elements, unique character design, intricate patterns, digital illustration, high resolution, fantasy touch, imaginative lighting effects.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: portrait_tall