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Gnome: "Oh great, a seagull. Just what I needed to make this beach day complete. Because nothing says 'relaxation' like a bird trying to steal my lunch."

Seagull: "Mine! Mine!"

Gnome: "Oh, absolutely. You know, I was just thinking, 'I wish a bird would come over, interrupt my peaceful moment, and challenge me to a sandwich tug-of-war.' Totally my idea of fun."

Seagull: "Squawk! I’m hungry!"

Gnome: "No kidding. Maybe you should start a diet plan—'How to Survive on Other People’s Food 101.' Seems to be working for you."

Seagull: "Squawk! I’m a seagull—I take what's mine!"

Gnome: "Yeah, well, your mine just ran out, buddy. Find your own. But hey, it’s fine. I didn’t want to actually eat anyway. Starving for attention, clearly."