Johnny Bravo

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Johnny Bravo (an American animated comedy cartoon series for kids from the nineties).

Try Johnny Bravo's awesome pickup lines. They really work! ;)

Excuse me, miss, but your beauty is blinding my radar.
Hey, foxy mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Hey baby, can I be your natural selection?
Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?
I sweat a lot, but my breath is minty fresh.
I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.
Enough about you, let's talk about me.
I got you a birthday present, me.
Anybody ever tell you, I'm pretty?
Wanna see me comb my hair, really fast?
Well baby, what's it like looking at the man of your dreams?
Could you say that again, cause all I heard was blah blah blah woman.
Hey baby, don't walk away, you're headed in the wrong direction. My house is this way.
I bet your name is Mickey or something of the same, because you're so fine and beautiful.
Girl, you're like an itchy rash. You're hot and make me very uncomfortable.
Wanna play TV? I'll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.
I'm not a stalker, I'm just a very persistent admirer. From a safe distance. Usually.
I'm not saying I'm a superhero, but I can open a pickle jar with my bare hands. And that's pretty darn close.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.
I may be late honey, but I'm looking good.

Good luck!

(This is just a fun picture! Don't take it too serious.)

Full episodes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoMhjTNar_Q&list=PLLhOnau-tupT2INMqqj0IgL3kkrHXsW64