I Need New Glasses

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Professor Pink
needs new glasses,
squinting at books
through foggy masses.

Colors blend and letters swim,
the world's a blur,
all soft and dim.

Professor Pink
heads to EECO,
his vision blurry
as far as we know.

"These must be sturdy,"
he wisely declares,
"For jungle lectures
and scholarly affairs."

He learns of the prices,
then finds his way out,
deciding bananas
are cheaper, no doubt.