Hold my Cocoa, Karen G-A, challenge accepted!

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A while ago, I got into an argument with Karen G-A about the status of Pluto. My point was that if Pluto's planethood was restored, other dwarf planets would also have to be upgraded to the status of planet, quite a lot, according to Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_planet). Karen G-A then acknowledged that the acrostic would be rather lengthy.
I took this as a challenge and made an acrostic for all those of you who really, really want to keep Pluto as a planet. Enjoy memorizing it.
And because I'm the nerdiest nerd there ever was, this acrostic has a second meaning: we humans have eaten so much fish, especially the predatory kind that eat jellyfish, that the jellyfish are now multiplying out of control. So next time you hear of a nuclear power plant shutting down because of an invasion of jellyfish, remember it might have something to do with our preference for tuna, salmon and the like.
This references the image by Karen G-A: https://deepdreamgenerator.com/ddream/z9m92xgna8c