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An Ode to the Battle-Worn (With a Wink and a Comeuppance)
Oh, my friends, so weary, so spent,
Sure they stole our favorite chew toy,
You shuffle forth, with heads hung low,
As if defeat’s your one-dog show.

But hark! Let’s pause, drop that grim guise,
Wipe off those “I’m doomed” puppy-dog eyes.
The world’s not ended (though close, it’s true),
And we’ve got work this team can do!

So what if battles knocked you flat?
We’re hounds—masters of bouncing back.
Our tale’s not over, we’ve chapters yet,
The punchline’s coming; don’t you fret!

Think of this not as “tail-tucked despair,”
But a well-earned break; who wouldn’t dare?
The universe loves a comeback arc,
And trust me, our spark will light this dark.

Sure, the foes may gloat in their short-lived reign,
But comeuppance, my dears, will ease the pain.
Their castles of hubris will crumble in the sublime,
As we rise anew, and re-claim the climb.

Together we’ll trudge through this wild quagmire,
And turn these setbacks into fuel for charge.
For the road ahead, though bumpy, steep,
Is where heroes are made—no dog napping.

So rise, my pups, with a grin and a yip,
Let’s push 'n pull our way to something more.
The world’s still waiting for what we’ll do,
And the last laugh, my loves, is for me—for you.

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