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There he is… the pioneer of digital dedication. Thirty years, one chair, and roughly six showers. A true icon of commitment—to absolutely nothing productive.
Some say he was coding the next big thing. Others say he was just rage-commenting under cat videos. The truth? We may never know. The files were corrupted—just like his sleep schedule.
And the green creature? Yeah, that wasn't a hallucination. It evolved, founded a startup, and left. Meanwhile, our hero bravely fought off every real-world responsibility with a keyboard and crumbs.
They call this room a cautionary tale. But he called it 'mission control.' Because when you never launch, you never crash.
