Hoofprints

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We walked side-by-side through the sands of time,

your tiny mortal hand clutching mine!

And you asked me, "Dark Master, where did your hoof prints go,

during my hardest times?"

My son I never left you, that was when i stood on the small of your back,

and dug my spurs deep into your thighs!

You see that pool of blood over there? Yeah that's your divorce, the second one, the one you said you'd said you'd do anything to make it work. You remember that? That was me, making sure the cocaine was always around.

As I ram your carcass through an impossibly small hole into a sea of flaming hot human feces.

When you can't draw a breath yet your lungs are filled with that same flaming hot human feces!

No matter how fast you run or where you hide know this,

I am always with you.

Amused by your pathetic attempts to escape and I laugh like this,

Ah Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha hah!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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