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Tired of having your glasses smudged with blotches of sunscreen, barbecue sauce, bug bodies, and the like? Yes, this amazing new eye wear cleaning device (patent pending) will solve all your problems! Just insert your glasses in the case, add a few drops of our secret solution (it looks and smells somewhat like vodka... well OK, it is vodka, but you don't need the pricey stuff), turn it on and in a few seconds your glasses pop out sparkling clean! Truly a breakthrough in optical technology! Runs on two AA size nuclear fusion batteries (not included).
