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ArtistA side view of a room that is longer than wide and ends in a semi-circle on the right. Three steps lead up to a raised platform right where the semi-circle starts. In the middle of the sem-circle stands a stone altar covered by an ornate purple cloth. An anthropomorphic cat black cat with glowing green eyes stands behind the altar with its front paws raised. The anthropomorphic cat wears white robes with a hood. In the rectangular part of the room, pews have been arranged in regular rows. The pews face the raised platform and the altar. Many anthropomorphic cats in various clothing sit in the pews. The straight part of the back wall of the room contains four large stained-glass windows. Each window contains an image of a black cat with green eyes in a seated position, its tail curled neatly around its paws. The cat is surrounded by colorful leaf-patterns. The window is tall with a pointy arch at the top. A red rose floats above the cat in the curved part of the window. The window is lit mysteriously from behind creating matching patterns on the stone floor. Chandeliers hang from the vaulted ceiling.
What is a Catphet?
A Catphet is like a prophet, but when the object of worship is cats. Cats, as everyone knows, are divine creatures to whom we owe our devotion. For truly thy Cat says unto thee: "I am the Cat, thy Cat! Thou shalt pet no other cats besides me...and thy three other cats, of course."