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Create an image of a TV news room and the news reader is a colourful angry gay chicken. He is saying "here is the news. KFC have surrendered to the AGC. A spokesman for KFC is quoted as saying that they will only fry tofu bars from now on." On the screen next to the newsreader is an image of a KFC worker waving a white flag at all the angry gay chickens that have surrounded the store
A brightly colored rooster, wearing a rainbow-sequined jacket and purple bow tie, is sitting at a news desk in a broadcast studio. The rooster, with its mouth agape in mid-sentence, is acting as a news anchor for "Cluck News." On the right side of the screen, a breaking news report is playing, showing a crowd of colorful chickens protesting in front of a KFC restaurant. A person in a KFC uniform is standing on the steps of the restaurant, holding a white flag in surrender. Signs among the protesting chickens read "NO MORE CHICKEN!", "TOFU OR RIOT!", "FRY EQUALITY", and "CLUCK OUT!". A sign on the KFC storefront states "TOFU BARS ONLY FROM NOW ON". The news ticker at the bottom of the screen reads: "BREAKING NEWS. HERE IS THE NEWS. KFC HAVE SURRENDERED TO THE AGC. A SPOKESMAN FOR KFC IS QUOTED AS SAYING THAT THEY WILL ONLY FRY TOFU BARS FROM NOW ON." A mug with "CLUCK NEWS" on it is on the news desk. The time displayed in the corner is "6:66 PM".