Et tu, Crouton? (Details in the description)

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    Dávid
  • DDG Model
    ChatGPT 2
  • Mode
    Pro
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    Public
  • Created
    1w ago
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Prompt

A wide-angle, photorealistic cinematic photograph inside an elegant, high-end fine-dining restaurant with warm ambient lighting. In the center foreground, Julius Caesar, dressed in an ornate white Roman toga with rich crimson and gold trim and wearing a golden laurel wreath on his head, is seated at a beautifully set restaurant table. He holds an open leather-bound menu in one hand and points directly at the bold text "CAESAR SALAD" with his index finger. He is looking up at the waiter with a hilarious, deeply offended, "What the hell?" facial expression. Standing beside his table is a young male waiter in a crisp black tuxedo with a white napkin draped over his forearm, holding a small notepad and pen, looking deeply awkward and embarrassed. On a prominent pillar in the middle background, a dark wooden plaque with elegant gold calligraphy displays the text: "OUR WEEKLY OFFERS" "Sea Urchin - Marinated in Olive Oil and Sweet Wine" "Fried Ostrich - With Spicy Sauces and Figs" "Dagger Stab - Bloody, Served Fresh" In the background, other well-dressed restaurant patrons in evening wear turn their heads to look at Caesar in mild curiosity. High detail, crisp text rendering, shallow depth of field.

More about Et tu, Crouton? (Details in the description)

"I have served difficult customers before, but having the actual Dictator of Rome aggressively interrogate me over a salad is a new low. He started by glaring at his plate and muttering, 'Et tu, Crouton?' I have no idea what he meant by that. My name is Brian. After that, he spent ten minutes demanding to know where the legions were, where the glory was, and why his eternal legacy was tossed with anchovy paste. I didn't have the heart to point out our 'Dagger Stab' weekly special right behind him. I just want him to order his appetizer before the Ides of Brunch."

- excerpt from a waiter's diary.

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