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The Snoring Chicken (Latin: Gallina somnambula ridicula)
The Snoring Chicken is a rarely observed pet of unknown origin, as it is almost always asleep. It spends up to 27 hours a day in varying states of sleep, occasionally clucking in its sleep without being aware of it. Its natural locomotion occurs in dreams, usually backward.
The Snoring Chicken's plumage resembles a poorly folded sofa cushion, its feet are covered with slipper-like calluses, and its eyelids have evolved to become completely independent. It prefers to nest in freshly ironed laundry or on stacks of tax documents. Its only natural enemy is the alarm clock.