#weirdalyankovic

UHF

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  • Prompt: Put down your remote control Throw out your TV Guide Put away your jacket There's no need to go outside Don't you know that we control the horizontal We control the verticle, too We gonna make a couch potato out of you That's what we gonna do now Don't change the channel Don't touch that dial We got it all on UHF Kick off your sneakers Stick around for a while We got it all on UHF Don't worry 'bout your laundry Forget about your job Just crank up the volume And yank off the knob We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink You better put away your homework Prime time ain't no time to think All you do is make yourself a TV dinner Press your face right up against the screen We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen If you know what I mean, now
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The Hot Rocks Polka

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  • Prompt: If I could stick my hand in my heart Spill it all over the stage Would it satisfy you Would it slide on by you Would you think the boy is strange Ain't it stra-a-ange If I could win If I could sing A love song so divine Would it be enough for your cheating heart If I broke down and cried If I cri-i-ied I said, "Ah no, It's only rock 'n' roll But I like it Ah no, it's only rock 'n' roll But I like it, like it Yes I do I really really really really do do-do do do" Hey
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Isle Thing

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  • Prompt: Met this fine young thing At the local Circle K We made a date for a half past eight And I said, "What the hey?" So I journeyed to her crib And I let myself inside That chick was slouched down on the couch I think her brain was fried Couldn't figure it out She wouldn't even look at me Then I saw her eyes, she was hypnotised Cold glued to her TV
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Attack Of Radioactive Hamsters From Planet Near Ma

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  • Prompt: They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago They looked so sweet and harmless Tell me, how was I to know They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise They grew to forty thousand times their original size They started mutatin' right before my eyes Oh my Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars A race from a distant place They came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
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Beverly Hillbillies

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  • Prompt: Beverly Beverly Hillbillies Huh, now lookie here people Listen to my story A little story 'bout a man named Jed You know something? That poor mountaineer They say he barely kept his family fed Now, let me tell you One day he was shootin' Old Jed was shootin' at some food When all of a sudden right up from the ground, there Well, there came a bubblin' crude Oil that is Well, maybe you call it black gold or Texas tea He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale And be a Beverly hillbilly...
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Poodle?

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  • Prompt: The Poodle's a slimy carnivorous beast In pastures you might find it grazing It's fangs measure 23-inches, at least It's antlers are simply amazing Sometimes it will bury its head in the sand It's our main source of pork, ham and bacon But, then again, on the other hand I could be completely mistaken
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Unicorn

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  • Prompt: The Unicorn is just a horse Accepting for its horn, of course The Unicorn is just a myth Which is to say, they don't exist
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Vulture

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  • Prompt: The life of the Vulture is one long sick joke He hangs around waiting for something to croak And then picks the carcass right down to the bone Reminds me of one or two lawyers I've known
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Shark

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  • Prompt: The Shark is not a friendly fish That fact it's always proving It seems this creatures' favorite dish is Anything that's moving He'll chew your face off in a flash Or cheat you if you let him So never loan him any cash And be careful when you pet him
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Pigeons

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  • Prompt: Pigeons are such reprehensible things Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing Which some find distasteful and some quite alarming But still they fulfill an invaluable need They give old men on park benches something to feed In return for this honor, all they ask is that you Allow them to soil the occasional statue
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Amoeba

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  • Prompt: The amoeba is so small you need a microscope to see one It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede I'd rather see then be one They never sing or laugh or talk or eat fondue or quiche And if you take one for a walk, you need a tiny leash I know the thing must have a brain, although I couldn't tell you where It sure must be an awful pain to be so unicellular
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Alligator

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  • Prompt: Deep inside the murky swamp There lives the alligator His policy is first to chomp And then ask questions later Although his lifestyle may seem crass I really wouldn't knock it He'd never wear a shirt that has A yuppie on the pocket
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Snails

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  • Prompt: I've learned a few things in my life about snails They don't care for salt and they leave icky trails It's pretty darn hard to tell one from the udder And French people like 'em with garlic and butter
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Hummingbirds

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  • Prompt: I love to watch the Hummingbirds just hovering for hours They look like mini-helicopters pollinating flowers And yet I still feel sorry for the little Hummingbirds They always have to hum because they never learned the words
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Aardvark

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  • Prompt: The aardvark is really a curious creature If you're an ant, then he's likely to eat ya Although his long nose makes him look rather hideous He's still listed first in the encyclopedias
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Carnival of the Animals Part Two, Introduction

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  • Prompt: This is a new composition which features A random assortment of all living creatures You'll find that it's not quite exactly the same As the one by Camille Saint what's-his-name Camille, in his research, was slightly behind And I guess that some critters just plain slipped his mind So to fill in this void in the Animal Kingdom I'll read some new verses. I'm not gonna sing them So kindly shut up and I'll narrate for you Carnival of the Animals part two
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Peter and the Wolf

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  • Prompt: Hello, Boys and Girls. This is a story that I like to call, Peter and the Wolf. Are you sitting comfortably? Are you!? Good, then let's begin... Each character is represented by a different instrument of the synthesized orchestra. For instance, the part of Billy the Bird is played by a flute, like this... The part of Bruce the Duck is played by an oboe... Louie the Cat is a clarinet. All right, he's not really a clarinet. He's just - you know, he's represented by a clarinet...
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Good Old Days

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  • Prompt: Those were the good old days Those were the good old days The years go by but the memory stays And those were the good old days I can still remember good old Mr. Fender Who ran the corner grocery store Oh, he'd strolled down the aisle with a big friendly smile And he'd say "Howdy" when you walked in the door Always treated me nice, gave me kindly advice I don't know why I set fire to his place Oh I'll never forget the day I bashed in his head Well you should've seen the look on his face
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Twister

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  • Prompt: Yeah Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) Yeah, all the girls and homeboys Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) Spin the spinner and call the shot Twister ties you up in a knot That's Twister Yeah, Twister Check it Right foot blue (Right foot blue) Left hand red (Left hand red) Left, Right, Yellow, Blue, Green Yeah, Twister Now, everybody's chillin' With the Twister (Twister) Wherever things are illin' You'll find Twister (Twister, Twister!) That's Twister Yeah, Twister
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Velvet Elvis

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  • Prompt: Oh, it's all I live for, it's all I need My velvet Elvis My velvet Elvis My velvet Elvis means the world to me Although he may not be worth much dough He means much more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh Check out those sideburns, there's nothing greater You can tell that he's no velvet Elvis imitator Oh, it's all I live for, it's all I need My velvet Elvis My velvet Elvis My velvet Elvis Oh, now you can't you see My velvet Elvis My velvet Elvis My velvet Elvis means the world to me
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