Prompt: Create a silly advert from the following
ARE YOU A HEARTLESS HUSK?
Do you find yourself yawning while your spouse describes their dream about a giant hamster? Do you see a fluffy kitten in a cardboard box and think, "That looks like a potential tripping hazard"? Is your emotional range currently limited to "mildly annoyed" and "hungry"?
INTRODUCING: HEART-THROB HOOZAMOO!
The world’s first patented, semi-stable, glitter-infused elixir designed to jumpstart your shriveled little pea of a heart! One sip of Heart-Throb Hoozamoo and you won't just "care"—you'll care too much.
EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC:
Extreme Empathy: Suddenly feel the existential dread of a lonely garden gnome!
Aggressive Affection: You'll be tempted to hug the mailman, the tax auditor, and possibly a very confused cactus!
Hyper-Compassion: Spend four hours writing a handwritten apology letter to the toaster for "not appreciating its commitment to browning."
WARNINGS & SIDE EFFECTS:
May cause spontaneous weeping during insurance commercials, an uncontrollable urge to adopt every stray pigeon in the city, and "Love-Lungs" (a condition where you breathe in sparkles and exhale tiny floating hearts).
SPECIAL OFFER!
Order now and we’ll throw in a bottle of "Chill-Out Chutney" for free—because eventually, you're going to need to stop crying over a broken pencil and actually go to sleep.
HEART-THROB HOOZAMOO: Because being a jerk is exhausting, and hugging is warmer!
Dream Level: is increased each time when you "Go Deeper" into the dream. Each new level is harder to achieve and
takes more iterations than the one before.
Rare Deep Dream: is any dream which went deeper than level 6.
Deep Dream
You cannot go deeper into someone else's dream. You must create your own.
Deep Dream
Currently going deeper is available only for Deep Dreams.
