Detectives Wiseboy & Coathanger at your service!

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This was from a music class song book from my sisters primary school. It was about two amateur detectives. I remember the tune and the words went something like this...

Ascertain the circumstances, gather all the facts. Forget about the frills and fancies, stop the villain's tracks! Lucky break is overdue, can this be resolved? We've hit upon a vital clue another little mystery solved. Have no fear sir, Wiseboy's here sir, have no fear Jason Coathanger's here. Have no fear, we are here. Wiseboy and Coathanger at your service...

Two men, dressed as detectives, stand prominently in an alley. The man on the left wears a fedora, a beige trench coat over a white shirt and blue tie, and holds a magnifying glass. He looks directly forward with a serious expression. To his right, another man with disheveled hair, dressed in a brown checkered suit jacket, a green waistcoat, and an orange patterned bow tie, smiles broadly and points at the viewer with both hands, forming gun shapes.

Behind them, the alley is bustling with details. On the left wall, a "mystery board" is covered with various documents, photos connected by red string, and a prominent sign that reads "ANOTHER MYSTERY SOLVED!" and "VITAL CLUE!". A desk lamp illuminates a stack of papers labeled "THE FACTS", with a checklist on it, and another magnifying glass.

On the right side of the image, brightly lit neon signs read "WISEBOY & COATHANGER" in purple and red, and "AT YOUR SERVICE" in green. Below these signs, a man in a dark hat and pinstriped suit is tied to a chair with ropes, with a sign in front of him that says "CASE CLOSED!".