Happy Birthday Captain Phil!

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Let's raise a glass to Captain Phil!
We've sailed through fire and fog
With his boots as deadly weapons!
Happy Birthday, salty dog!

And here's to ravage and to plunder!
And roaming the seven seas!
Let's drink to the pirate life we live!
(And melted fondue cheese!)

For your gift this year, I will fulfill
Your fond, repeated request
And, finally, after years at sea,
Let you peek at my treasure chest!

But yo ho ho! And blow me down!
And shiver me timbers, Jake!
The galley's on fire from the sh*tload
Of candles on your birthday cake!!!

(Soooo many candles...)

Happy Birthday Cap!
May the winds be in yer favour and yer day filled with booty! (Yeah, that too.) :))