Merde! Ze rough ride 'as 'ow you say... uurt my bottom, can you see?

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A true story told to me by a friend who just got back from Lanzarote. Jet skis and rough seas caused an unfortunate slapping effect...

Prompt: Semi-Hyperrealistic, vibrant, A Pretty sassy curvaceous French girl in a skimpy thong bikini holding onto the handlebars & standing up on a stationary Jet ski (with a saddle) on the beach where the sea just meets the sand. the girl has a very deep red sore bottom (almost glowing red) and looks over her shoulder annoyed at her pretty curvaceous female friend standing nearby, Standing next to her friend is a skinny nerdy man (wearing just shorts) and holding his chin thoughtfully and studying the very deep red bottom, whimsical semi-realistic pin-up image by Gil Elvgren, Howell Dodd & Donato Giancola

A vibrant, hyper-realistic beach scene under a bright blue sky with fluffy white clouds. In the foreground, a confident, curvaceous woman with voluminous brown hair tied in a high ponytail straddles a teal and white Yamaha WaveRunner jet ski, partially submerged in shallow turquoise water near the shore. She wears a red bikini with white polka dots and thin straps tied at the sides, her sun-kissed skin glistening with moisture. Her body is angled away from the viewer but her head turns over her shoulder, casting a smoldering, slightly annoyed glance backward. Behind her on the golden sand, a young couple reacts dramatically: a woman with curly brown hair, wearing a yellow bikini and a colorful floral cover-up, points toward the jet ski rider with wide eyes and an open-mouthed expression of shock or amusement; beside her, a skinny young man with black-rimmed glasses, shirtless and wearing dark swim trunks, clutches his chin with one hand and his chest with the other, looking equally stunned and fascinated. The background features a lively Mediterranean-style beach with palm trees, colorful umbrellas (including a prominent red-and-yellow one), scattered beachgoers lounging and walking, and elegant cream-colored