Here Kitty-Kitty !!!!

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[Verse]
Out where the boardwalk fries smell divine,
Seagulls scream and tourists stand in line,
The tide rolled in with a shadow so vast—
Two glowing eyes… and a tail that lashed!
From the ocean foam, sleek and black,
With a thunderous HISSS and an arched-back crack,
He shook the pier, sent boats askew—
And demanded snacks… like monsters do!

[Pre-chorus]
No army could stop him, no plan could prevail,
He knocked down a lighthouse… with one swishy tail!

[Chorus]
Oh it’s CATZILLA! King of the quay!
Clawing up chaos by the salty sea!
He’s stompin’ on shrimp boats, knockin’ down piers—
Then pausing to groom behind both ears!
CATZILLA! Hear that roar? (meow!)
He wants tuna… and he wants it now!
Run for your lives—or bring sardines—
He might spare you… if you keep things clean!
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[Verse]
He toppled a taco stand, spared the cheese,
Sat on a yacht like, “Yes, this one’s mine, please.”
The mayor yelled, “We must fight back!”
Catzilla yawned… then took a nap.
Helicopters circled, reporters cried,
“Is this the end?” as the waves grew wide—
But Catzilla blinked with a sleepy stare,
Then chased one drone like it wasn’t there.

[Pre-chorus]
They launched their missiles—he batted them down,
Like lint on his paws in a doomed little town!

[Chorus]
Oh it’s CATZILLA! Ruler of spray!
Swattin’ at sailboats like toys in the bay!
He’s fearsome and fluffy, a nightmare supreme—
With toe beans of terror and a laser-beam gleam!
CATZILLA! Tremble in fright!
He zoomies through cities by day and by night!
He’ll flatten your car, then curl up inside—
And purr like thunder with oceanic pride!
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[Bridge]
They tried a giant laser… he sat in the beam—
They rolled out a robot… he shredded the machine—
But one old lady stepped forward with grace…
Holding a can… of tuna in place…
(whispered)
“Here, kitty kitty…”
He paused… he sniffed…
The city held breath… the ocean went still…
He took the can—
…then knocked it off the pier just for the thrill.
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[Chorus]
CATZILLA! Lord of the foam!
Smashing up condos and claiming them home!
He’s terror! He’s whiskers! He’s chaos! He’s sleek!
And he’ll destroy your town… five days a week!
CATZILLA! Bow to the king!
Or bring him a laser pointer string!
He’ll conquer the coast, then suddenly flee—
Distracted… by a crab… in the sea!