I'm a bow-legged duck with a knock-kneed quack, I've lost both chambers and there's no turnin' back.

More about I'm a bow-legged duck with a knock-kneed quack, I've lost both chambers and there's no turnin' back.

Let's all sing along!

I'm a bow-legged duck with a knock-kneed quack,
I've lost both chambers and there's no turnin' back.
My veto's a whisper, my orders a joke.
Congress just laughs as I go up in smoke.

So I'll quack far louder and call it a fluke,
Blame everyone else for the blame I can't duck.
But don't make me angry or I'll rattle my cage.
And threaten to nuke em from my lame-ducky stage.


An illustration of a cartoon yellow duck with a broken leg in a cast, using crutches, walking along a dirt road, terrified, surrounded by four angry people ready to attack him, with speech bubble says "Don't hurt me! I'm a Lame Duck!", background is a farm with a red barn, silo, and windmills.