Laffy Taffy (sort of)

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Laffy Taffy brand hard candies.
These candies become soft and chewy when you eat them.

[now with 50% less radiation :) ]
[do not keep around small children]
[must be 25 years or older to eat]
[if anyone under 25 eats this candy, pray to "^$&&(*(%&$^" ] [or to "ÂĐÇɿŏŊZʬŴʕǛ"]
[do not eat when pregnant]
[do not speak to this candy]
[do not look at for more than 55 seconds without eating]
[[do not chew for more than 10 seconds]
[do not lick package]
[do not lick wrapper]
[do not think of this candy without eating it within 25 hours]
[drink plenty of igazi after eating]

[note: pregnant women should ⁷⅙₃ⅩⅯⅱ∆ↇ after eating this candy to prevent ########]
[other note: pregnant men can eat this candy... once]

{Eat this candy. Love this candy. Be this ukudla. That is all! :) }