The Great AI Bubble Bursts...

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You ain't seen bad yet. But it's comin'...

Prompt: “A whimsical, vibrant image, An enormous iridescent soap bubble floats above a cartoon startup city. It’s labelled ‘AI’ in Comic Sans. The bubble pops with a tiny ‘plib!’ and bursts into confetti made of term Fake hundred dollar bill, GPU silicon chips, and slogans like ‘We’re disrupting disruption!’ Tiny robots in hoodies gasp. A golden retriever wearing a ‘Chief AI Officer’ badge looks mildly betrayed. Idiot Venture capitalists parachute down holding leather briefcases almost bursting with money and using Mary Poppins style umbrellas as parachutes. A hamster powering a chatbot on a wheel is suddenly promoted to CEO. In the background, a giant server rack sighs, shrugs, and turns into an evil sentient monster. Style: Donato Giancola & Juan Giménez, playful surrealism, high detail, 4k, no text except ‘AI’ and ‘plib!’”

Built on fresh air and promises,
And hype that wouldn’t stop,
The AI bubble floated high—
Then hit the ceiling: Pop!

Investors cried, “It’s AGI!”
The bot said, “No, I’m not.
I’m autocomplete with confidence
so screw you sorry lot.”

The GPUs groaned, the unicorns
panicked & fired half their crew,
And when the bubble burst, it rained
Pitch decks and cold brew.

The party is over
The hype has left the chat.
The AI bubble’s popping—quick,
Someone reboot the cat!