Santa switched to Sprite for his kidneys.

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A vintage holiday advertisement shows a painting of Santa Claus in his iconic red suit and hat, enthusiastically holding up a sweat-covered, green glass bottle of Sprite. Santa has a warm smile and a full, white beard. The background is a gradient of muted teal and golden tan, suggesting an indoor setting with subtle light. In the upper right corner, the Sprite logo is prominently displayed with the phrase "Things go better with Sprite" above it and "The crisp, clean taste of Sprite!" below, all in a classic, slightly distressed font. To the right of Santa, a small, dark wooden desk is partially visible, adorned with a brass and green desk lamp, a stack of papers with a paper airplane, and a rustic wooden box. A note is pinned to the front of the desk, titled "For Santa" and listing three checked items: "Ice-cold Sprite," "Extra cheer," and "Good vibes," decorated with a sprig of red berries and green holly leaves. A clock with a circular face and numbers is also visible on the desk. The overall style is reminiscent of a well-preserved oil painting or lithograph, with visible brushstrokes and a slightly textured appearance.