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This guy actually exists and he was my manager until the end of last year... Yes, he was that bad...

Prompt: A six-panel whimsical vibrant comic strip with the title "Don't Poke the Bear!" in colourful Robert Crumb military style font. The comic strip features the protagonist a large powerful old angry grizzly bear dressed in military uniform with medals and wearing a green beret. The bear is constantly growling. The angry bear says to his gathered office staff "There are 4 ways of doing something: the right way, the wrong way, the companys way and my way, do it my way and we'll all just get along." The angry bear points at one unfortunate quivering wimpy man standing up in the office and says "You! Lead, follow or get out of the way!" The angry bear stands behind a female programmer with long brown hair and glasses as she attempts to finish her computer development work "I don't care if its impossible, I want it today!!" The angry bear points at a pretty blond woman holding some files "You! What did you get your degree in? The bleeding obvious?." The angry bear stands in the staff canteen says "Why am I like this? Because I can be. Now get back to work!" The angry bear stands in the middle of an office full of scared office workers and reads out loud a proclamation from an ancient velum scroll "The floggings will continue until morale improves." A detailed whimsical retro comic strip in the style of Robert Crumb, Mike Ploog