Black Hole Polka

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Black Hole Polka
(Imagine the bellows wheezing, buttons popping, stars spinning… all on accordion!)

Verse 1
There’s a dance out past Andromeda, where galaxies collide,
Where time gets tipsy, bends its knees, and takes you for a ride.
The Milky Way’s a ballroom, planets twirl around in pairs,
And somewhere in the cosmic dust a wild refrain is there!

Chorus
Oh spin me ‘round the singularity, darling don’t let go,
We’ll waltz upon the edge of light where gravity runs the show!
Squeeze that cosmic accordion ‘til the universe goes boom—ka-boom-ka,
It’s the Black Hole Polka,
Where even starlight learns to polka in the gloom!

Verse 2
There’s an echo in the darkness like a tango made of time,
A squeeze of fate, a push of luck, and rhythm so sublime.
Nebulas clap their glowing hands, comets stomp their dusty feet,
And every lost astronaut swears they hear that beat!

Chorus
Oh spin me ‘round the singularity, darling don’t let go,
We’ll waltz upon the edge of light where gravity runs the show!
Squeeze that cosmic accordion ‘til the universe goes boom—ka-boom-ka,
It’s the Black Hole Polka,
Where even starlight learns to polka in the gloom!

Bridge
Step in closer, bend the space, feel the bellows pull you near,
Even time can’t help but dance, even silence wants to cheer.
Past the point of no return, we laugh and sway and sway—
If we’re gone forever, then we’ll polka all the way!

Final Chorus
So spin me ‘round the singularity, darling don’t let go,
Let the stars all tap their shining toes in a cosmic, swirling show!
Squeeze that midnight melody until the darkness starts to bloom,
It’s the Black Hole Polka,
We’re dancing with eternity inside the endless gloom!

Outro (spoken with accordion flourish):
“Grab a star… grab a hand…
One-two-three—
Into infinity we go!”