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Mags the Magpie’s Sparkly Scheme
Mags the magpie, bold and spry,
Built a blinding nest up high.
With earrings, rings, and bits of bling,
He thought, “This’ll make the ladies sing!”
He snatched a watch, a diamond brooch,
A bracelet off a passing coach.
His tree-top hoard began to gleam—
A jewel thief’s romantic dream.
But when he squawked, “Behold my lair!”
The magpie maidens didn’t care.
One said, “Nice stuff… but you’re kind of loud.”
And off they flew—he’d drawn a crowd.
Now tourists come from far and wide
To see the bird with too much pride.
Still single, yes—but quite renowned,
As the flashiest bachelor in town.