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ArtistCyndi Lauper stood backstage, feeling bored and unenthusiastic. She had been invited to perform at a music festival, but she was the only act on the bill. The audience consisted of just a few disinterested people who looked like they had been coerced into attending. As she took the stage, she could feel the energy draining out of her. She started singing, but her voice sounded weak and flat. The audience members chatted amongst themselves, ignoring her completely. Suddenly, David Lee Roth stormed onto the stage, pushing Cyndi aside. He proceeded to sing an off-key rendition of nursery rhymes, while the audience cheered him on. Dee Snider joined in, belting out the ABCs at the top of his lungs. Sebastian Bach followed suit, screeching out Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Bret Michaels brought his signature swagger to the stage, but instead of playing music, he started doing stand-up comedy. Nikki Sixx did a bizarre interpretive dance, while Axl Rose recited Shakespearean sonnets. Finally, Jon Bon Jovi appeared, wearing a giant chicken costume. He clucked loudly and flapped his wings, as the rest of the performers joined in with animal noises and other nonsensical sounds.