Road Rage

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**The Striped Cat’s Furious Ride**

There once was a cat, all striped in black and white,
Who loved his red convertible, oh what a sight!
He’d zoom down the road with the wind in his fur,
But his temper, oh my, was a bit of a blur.

With a paw on the wheel and a foot on the gas,
He’d roar down the highway, not letting one pass.
But heaven forbid you should get in his way,
For this feline’s road rage would ruin your day.

He’d honk and he’d hiss, his tail in a twist,
“Move over, you slowpoke, you’re making my list!”
He’d swerve and he’d shout, with a glare in his eye,
As traffic ahead made his patience run dry.

But despite all the yelling, the honking, and hate,
He loved every moment behind that car’s plate.
So if you should see him, just give him a wide berth,
For this striped cat’s road rage is a force to unearth.

He may drive like a maniac, with fury and spite,
But beneath all that rage, he’s a kitty alright.
So let him zoom by in his car of bright red,
And wish him safe travels, or better yet—help