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Meowy Christmas Carol” #21
(To the tune of “Jingle Bells”)
Verse 1:
Dashing ’round the house,
Knocking down the tree,
Meowing all the way,
So the humans can’t have glee!
Batting all the bows,
Chewing on the lights,
Oh, what fun it is to cause
A ruckus every night!
Chorus:
Meow meow meow, meow meow meow,
Meow meow all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to climb
Your Christmas tree today, hey!
Meow meow meow, meow meow meow,
Purring up some strife!
We’ll eat the ham and wreck the wreath,
‘Tis a cat’s best life!
Verse 2:
Stockings filled with toys,
For dogs? Oh, what a crime!
I’ll claim them all as mine,
It’s my purrfect time!
When presents hit the floor,
I’ll shred them with my claws,
Who needs wrapping paper?
Not us feline Santa Paws!
Chorus:
Meow meow meow, meow meow meow,
Meow meow all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to climb
Your Christmas tree today, hey!
Meow meow meow, meow meow meow,
Purring up some strife!
We’ll eat the ham and wreck the wreath,
‘Tis a cat’s best life!