Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry

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American Pie by Don McLean

Some lryics from that song used as the prompt - with a few modifiers.

"So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye

I was a lonely teenage bronckin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died

When the jester sang for the king and queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean"