Took it off below the knee… a rather striking moustache… and of course I was very, very drunk…

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The semi-coherent ramblings of Rowley Birkin, QC as he recounts a life in an alcoholic fog...

Prompt: semi-realistic, Whimsical, avuncular genial 75 year old Caucasian man sitting on a plush padded green leather Chesterfield armchair in an English gentlemans club. He has wild unkempt, gray hair and a ruddy unhealthy complexion with a rhinophyma reddish veiny nose. He wears a dark pinstriped suit with a red carnation on his lapel, a white dress shirt and a loudly patterned tie featuring random orange, yellow, and brown geometric shapes. In his left hand, he holds a crystal glass containing amber liquid and a lit cigar. His facial expression is a wide, unreserved cheeky grin, showing a complete set of discoloured teeth. The man appears to be in an intoxicated state. The background is a posh gentlemen's club and he is sitting next to a roaring large marble fireplace. Next to his chair is small circular wooden table with a crystal glass decanter half full of amber liquid. The overall atmosphere suggests a somewhat dishevelled and possibly humorous scene by Robert Crumb & Mike Ploog