From Sadie Belle's Christmas Album (song)

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Howdy! It's Sadie Belle McCool here with my latest Christmas hit. If y'all wanna sing along, this one goes to the tune of "Jingle Bells".

Dashing thru the snow
with goosebumps on display,
O'er the deck he goes
sliding all the way!
Jets in hot tub sing
Farts will soon ignite
What fun it is to drink ten beer
And soak himself tonight!

Hey!
Oh hells bells, JB smells
Like a brewery fire!
All he does is drink and soak
And break wind and perspire.
Oh hell's bells, JB smells
like a one-horse sleigh!
Man, the bubbles in this tub
Have a really strange bouquet...
(Everybody!)
Man, the bubbles in this tub
Have a really strange bouquet...

Giddang twang twang.

©2024 Sadie Belle McCool
And on that note, Sadie Belle will now be getting the heck out of Dodge.