Key man

Prompt:  8-second cinematic shot of a textured mixed-media plaster-and-antique-keys painting of a seated keyhole-shaped figure, in a hushed art gallery. Slow, reverent push-in with documentary-style museum lighting. Suddenly the figure's cracked plaster eyes snap open in panic. It pats down its own chest of hundreds of jingling padlocks and keys, frantically muttering, then freezes and looks directly into the camera with a deadpan face. The red enamel glasses on its head slide down onto its nose with a comic bonk. Jingling key sounds, a tiny sad trombone, and a gallery visitor in the background gasping and dropping their coffee. Subtle dolly zoom on the final deadpan look. Ghostly background keys and coins wobble as if laughing. Photorealistic textures, impasto detail, comedic timing, 24fps. Shot list (for a longer cut):