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Hipster Santa Boogie #10
Hipster Santa in the snowman swag,
Torn-up jeans and a canvas bag.
High-top sneakers, laces bright red,
Dancing like he’s got a reindeer sled.
Sippin’ oat milk, spinnin’ a beat,
Droppin’ gifts while he moves his feet!
Oh, he’s groovin’ down the chimney,
Ditchin’ the sleigh for some vinyl spree!
Shake it, Santa, on the rooftop freeze,
Rockin’ that sweater with ironic ease.
Beard so shiny, got some glitter spray,
Checked his list on a vintage iPad today.
Reindeer parked, they’re munchin’ kale,
He’s TikTok live, gonna set the trail.
Breakdancin’ moves in the moonlit glow,
Santa’s got the North Pole disco flow!
“Ho-ho-ho!” he says with a wink,
“Got kombucha in my sleigh to drink!”
The elves are jammin’, the vibe is right,
Hipster Santa’s sleighin’ all night!
So if you hear a beat and the jingles clash,
It’s Santa Claus with a hipster stash.
He’s the coolest dude in a Christmas scene,
Makin’ merry in his torn-up jeans!