Gods & Odds 04

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Hey art fam!
So, I've been cooking up this card game where ancient gods throw shade at each other (literally, in Ra's case), and I've got 5 final designs that survived the great AI-pocalypse. Yes, I used AI - cue the dramatic gasps and pearl-clutching! But before you summon Zeus to smite me with his lightning bolt, take a look?
What I need from you wonderful humans (because let's face it, we need more human input here ):

Which one screams "EPIC!" instead of "I was made by a robot"?
Does Anubis actually look like a good boy, or more like a confused German Shepherd?
Would this make you want to throw your money at it, or throw it in Mount Doom?
Does the lighting make sense, or did the AI just go "let's make everything glow because... gods"?

While I do have a favorite (the one where Thor's hammer doesn't look like a fancy meat tenderizer), I'd love your brutally honest opinions. Which version makes you go "By Odin's beard!" instead of "By ChatGPT's pixels!"?
Help a fellow artist navigate these divine waters - and hey, if this tanks, at least we can blame it on Loki's mischief!