Gourmet Christmas (poem)

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I got my ad from Costco today
And it made my blood run cold.
They're selling body parts online
And raking in more gold.

For a mere one hundred dollars
You can buy a sturgeon's eggs.
And add one forty to the pot --
You can snag some poor ducks' legs!

I read the fine print closer
And if my math ain't stuck,
Two hundred and forty buys twelve legs --
That's forty bucks a duck.

Oh, that poor Osetra sturgeon
Losin' all its eggs for bucks!
And all those legless mallards
Who now are sitting ducks.

Well Merry Christmas all you brutes
Who rob those sturgeon eggless.
And Happy New Year all you thugs
Who leave those duckies legless.

(Sob!)

©2024 DebEh?

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